Lazydaysandhappysmiles - Untitled

meet the Glaucus atlanticus! It is a sea slug. it is blue. it is tiny.

Queen Rhaenys Targaryen’s Dragons 

Named for the women who inspired Rhaenys in her campaign for Westeros

This was inspired by @rhaenys-martell-targaryen post/headcanon for what Rhaenys would name her dragons (among other great headcanons regarding representation in asoiaf), which you should definitely read.

- SOPHIE HEAWOOD

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

Hah

hahahaha good job 

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

i wonder what evolutionary niche clowns evolved to fill

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.