Honestly, Everytime Edwin Reached Into His Pocket For His Notebook I Half Expected Him To Pull A Sonic

Ethan I’m tryna three way with you and your roomie

steve running from vecna through the hellish landscape as “holding out for a hero” plays in the background

“I want Aemond Targaryen”

…bitch me too but that’s a really weird thing to say in front of your war council, there’s a time and a place for thirsting over your brother

Ik Dead Boy Detectives literally just came out, but I need someone to write a long slapstick-romcom of Edwin entertaining the Cat Kings feels- For Charles to be jealous. An coming to terms w/ his own harbour feeling, all slowburn - like intended. Pls n thank you 🙏 😭

I’m a whore for Jamie Campbell Bower

At least he’s not dead 🫡

my boy will never be free

He’s the loml

i love pathetic men

Screaming, crying, throwing up, kicking my feet, giggling, twirling my hair and everything else.

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.

It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.

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