autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable
In light of today's events:
Trust me, y'all need this.
Vittoria wanted to contribute to this too...
I'd like to apologize about my vents last night, dw I'm all good 👍
Just enjoyed the most beautiful morning and it's healed me.
Yo guys... it's friday... y'know what that means...?
FAKE PEPPINO FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-*explostion*
Finally I participate in this silly thing, and how do I do it? By sharing some useless headcanons. Let's-a go!
Useless HC 1: B E A N S
Why beans you ask? In my headcanon Fake Peppino has (very limited) shapeshifting abilities. At will he can make himself become a bit more animal-like (or monster-like, as seen in his "chase" form). He uses the "beans" transformation to stick to walls like a frog or a gecko. The paw pads are very grippy and allows them to stick to any wall with ease (including the ceiling).
Useless HC 2: Peppino has freaked his clone out as much as his clone has freaked him out.
Fake Peppino had very limited knowledge of the real world (and humans) after the events of the tower. As much as he's been learning and discovering, it's still all very strange and confusing. As a result, Fake Peppino quickly learned how Peppino felt when they first met, and how what was mundane and normal to one individual seemed freakish and hostile to the other. A prime example of this is when Fake Peppino learned about sneezing. Now Fake Pep, due to his physiology being like a frog's, is physically unable to sneeze. They were completely unaware that this was a thing among humans and such until a short while after the tower, when Peppino had an allergic reaction to a cat. Having no clue what the sudden, mildly terrifying outburst was about, Fake Pep assumed that this was a thing that humans did to assert dominance and got upset and confused as to why Peppino would do that to such an innocent creature. After a bit of explaining Fake Peppino became a bit relieved that what Peppino did wasn't out of malice, though still didn't quite understand WHY that reaction had to be so... violent? And sudden? Even after learning what it was, they still haven't been able to hear a sneeze without freaking out a little bit.
Useless HC 3: the weather affects Fake Peppino's physical state
In cooler environments, Fake Pep becomes more "solid". His body becomes a lot less watery and becomes a sort of thick pizza dough consistency- it's tough enough to hold together but you can phase through it if you use enough strength. In hotter environments, he will become quite runny in consistency, making it harder for him to hold himself together.
The visual above is an exaggeration, snow and winter weather will cause him to go into hibernation (frog DNA thing). He does melt a lot to a certain degree but he will not transform into a fried egg (unless he wants to).
Temperature swings can become an issue for him in certain situations, as in if they happened to be in a tight place at the time and it gets cold... as a result, Fake Pep has gotten stuck in pipes. Here is a badly drawn example of that happening:
Don't worry though, all you need is a blow drier, portable heater, or other source heat to melt and unstick him.
That's all for now! Thanks for tuning in on my ted talk. Expect more bullshit in the future :3
alternatively known as "the air floor eating incident of '24, where everyone -including the Peppinos- dies from laughter"
Unfortunately we had to call in these triple-peppino shenanigans short for the night but I'm honestly happy with the insanity of this "ending" X"D I genuinely had the time of my life in this and I hope we get to continue with this chaos sometime <3
Goodnight, Grievous!
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I couldn't resist her design is super cute X3 and I love her dynamic with the Noise hehe
Transparent version under the cut!
Happy Fake Peppino Friday + Fuck Up Pizzahead Friday.
Figure A: a cheesechild, roughly a week or two old. Baby cheeseslimes are quite squishy and rubbery don't produce a lot of... cheese slime I guess you'd call it. Because of this, they are lighter in hue than adults and can't really maintain heat (the slime acts as a fur coat, and regulates body heat). At this age, they will latch into their parent's slime for warmth.
Figure B: a five month old cheeseslime, about 12-ish in human years. They slowly begin to produce their own slime, and their body becomes more liquid and they are now able to retract their paws/hands when needed.
Figure C: a year-old cheeseslime, now fully grown. Their bodies are normally more liquid than solid but they can "shift" their viscosity at will. Their appendages have melted into their own body but can be rematerialized when needed.
Left figure: a proud cheeseslime parent, their cheesechildren nesting in their slime for warmth.
Right figure: cheeseslime parent teaches their child counting I guess. Putting this here for no other reason than to show that I headcanon cheeseslimes have the BEANS 🐾✨
Extras:
Cheeseslimes have a lifespan of about 40-50 years.
They do not have sexes and reproduce asexually. They do have gender identities which they discover as they grow.
Their body temperature is a lot higher than most warm-blooded animals. Not hot enough to burn, but getting there. A cheeseslime's body can reach boiling point during a fever and can cause the slime to bubble.
Cheeseslimes normally can materialize up to 4 limbs at a time (2 arms, 2 legs). However in extremely rare cases, some can materialize more limbs- either an extra pair of arms or even wings.
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