TRIX TIMEEE HEHEHE ✨🩵✨

I don't know if there's anyone else here who needed these to exist as much as I do but here are some...

💕✨Wholesome Pizza Tower Reaction Images To Share With Your Friends™💕✨

Hoping to be able to make a plushie of my sona one day <3

Look at me in the eye and tell me that's not marketable plushie material. Look at me ( Ò ^ Ó ) look into my big ol eyes-

Eve's weird question time: which of your ocs would you make into a plushie if you had the chance?

Hey, uh

no transphobes/terfs interacting with this blog. I think that should be blatantly obvious :3

My blog is a safe space for all trans people, regardless of:

-how you present

-if you allow people to call you by your given name/pronouns

-if you've had any form of gender-confirming surgery, hormone therapy, plan to or otherwise

you all are valid and I love you all and I would not hesitate to yeet a transphobe into the ocean abyss if I see one come over here with their weirdo ideologies.

Introducing: A Comic That Took Way Too Long To Make For What It Is.

It's... it's done... *drops to the floor*

Anyway, I had this dumb idea in my head for literally a year and didn't do shit about it until now XD got the idea from the first time I ever encountered Pizza Tower, in the Lario Level Gnome Forest where Peppino has a break for once while Gustavo & Brick do some of the work... and I thought "man how unfortunate if the Noise found him napping like this and just AMBUSHED him in his sleep lmao" and thus... this happened. Yes I got carried away, can't help it these two are too fun to draw-

Oh, an ending? Yeah I can give you one:

Oh, you wanted a QUALITY ending? Sorry pal, we only post bullshit here. What you see is what you get.

Also since tumblr shrunk the comic panels here's the script if y'all need it under the cut:

Narrator/Granny Pizza(?): Here we see a Peppino, in his (un)natural habitat. In the bushes, a wild Noise stalks his prey...

*Rustle*

Noise: Hehehe... target acquired.

*Boing!* *THUMP*

Noise: HUUUH-

Peppino: ?

Noise: PPBBHHT

Peppino: GYAHAHAH! WHAT TH-?!?!

Noise: Coochie coochie coo >:3

Peppino: HAHAHAHA- No, that ti- tick-! HAHAHAHAHAHA- Not there!!! Wh- NOISE!!! What the hell?! I was ASLEEP!!!

Noise: Exactly! The perfect moment to strike.

Peppino: Hm... hehehe...

Noise: ...? Whoa, Easy on the grip, big guy! I was just kidding around... wait, are ya gonna-

Peppino: Revenge is-a MINE! HUUUUH-

Noise: *Squirming* Ohhh no no no no NO NO-

Peppino: PPBBHHT

Noise: NaaaAAA-!!!

Some cheeseslime headcanons:

Figure A: a cheesechild, roughly a week or two old. Baby cheeseslimes are quite squishy and rubbery don't produce a lot of... cheese slime I guess you'd call it. Because of this, they are lighter in hue than adults and can't really maintain heat (the slime acts as a fur coat, and regulates body heat). At this age, they will latch into their parent's slime for warmth.

Figure B: a five month old cheeseslime, about 12-ish in human years. They slowly begin to produce their own slime, and their body becomes more liquid and they are now able to retract their paws/hands when needed.

Figure C: a year-old cheeseslime, now fully grown. Their bodies are normally more liquid than solid but they can "shift" their viscosity at will. Their appendages have melted into their own body but can be rematerialized when needed.

Left figure: a proud cheeseslime parent, their cheesechildren nesting in their slime for warmth.

Right figure: cheeseslime parent teaches their child counting I guess. Putting this here for no other reason than to show that I headcanon cheeseslimes have the BEANS 🐾✨

Extras:

Cheeseslimes have a lifespan of about 40-50 years.

They do not have sexes and reproduce asexually. They do have gender identities which they discover as they grow.

Their body temperature is a lot higher than most warm-blooded animals. Not hot enough to burn, but getting there. A cheeseslime's body can reach boiling point during a fever and can cause the slime to bubble.

Cheeseslimes normally can materialize up to 4 limbs at a time (2 arms, 2 legs). However in extremely rare cases, some can materialize more limbs- either an extra pair of arms or even wings.

Hahaha boy am I fucking done

Yeah so I wake up and my mom's like "oh come see my new screensaver on the tv :3" and I look at it and I'm like "yeah!! that's so cool" but then I'm staring at it and it all falls apart in my vision and I realize it's AI generated... I was kinda suspicious at first and then I see the shitty nonsensical architexture... and the two identical christmas trees on each side of the room.... and snow INSIDE OF THE GODDAMN HOUSE and I'm explaining to my mom that it's not real and it's making me uncomfortable and then she gaslights me that the picture has been around since I was 12 years old and I try and explain what's wrong with it further aaaaaaaaand the convo just ends with her telling me "you ruin everything". And no she didn't say it jokingly :) she fucking meant it. All bc I was worried she accidentally bought me an AI-generated wall decoration on my birthday lololol well shit sorry I don't want you falling for a fucking scam by shitty, shady people who are probably using the same technology for generating porn of their peers without their consent ^w^ but oh well, whatever sorry for looking out for you... the same way you looked out for me all these years... it's the least I can do and you treat me like this for it. Wow. Y'know what, fine. I couldn't expect it even more.

Whiteboard TNTL : Episode 1, Part 3 Finale

Last post was a bit of a cliffhanger, but as promised...

the madness continues >:3

(The video I sent)

(The video Jav sent)

(The video I sent)

Wowie... looks like our contestants' sides have left the solar system with that last one. Peppino wins this episode, but only by a mustache hair ;3

Thanks for tuning in! I intend on releasing these every saturday as long as they are going on. Each one will star different characters from different fandoms me and Jav like, so expect a whole variety of craziness!

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my pride post i think

Alright so uhhh this doesn't affect me bc my asks are always off but-

for those who do not know y'all are gonna need to turn off your asks for a while bc apparently some weirdos have been going around sending graphic images in peoples inboxes (mainly irl gore possibly other horrible things.)

See more information here:

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The Jades are here

Hello dear! Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen

Please spread the word as much as possible I'm gonna tag a few ppl:

@jav-animations, @sisi-chan-draws, @cyanityinsanity101, @luigigirl12, @tv-peppino, @marclef, @numberonelittlechild, @merwynpersonalhub, @zuperpizzatowerartizt, @faffreux, @shyranno, please help pass this on and stay safe 💕