Horrifying Sentence

Ranking will out once I'm home 😂 but I want you to know that SuperValu was once #2 (no one can beat Tesco) purely because they had M&Ms. AND NOW THEY DON'T ANYMORE C'EST SCANDALEUX

Soooo excited to see the full list I hope you know I will be debating

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

Fingers

will law simps please stand up step to the mic and tell me why you lawve him

One thing that will never not be hilarious to me is my mom once telling me my dad hadn't met any gay people before meeting my mom and her gay brother and her gay friends.

What my mother meant to tell me was that my FATHER who has a group of UNMARRIED MALE FRIENDS OVER FIFTY, who has watched the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW LIVE at least twice, who is into DnD, Star Trek and Tolkien, has NEVER, EVER met a gay person in his life before meeting you.

And the worst part? He probably believes that too!!!

My point is that you've met a lot of gay people, you just didn't know they were gay.

US Americans when a CEO gets shot/dies in a submarine: omg... you can't celebrate someone's death... that's awful...

French people when a far right politician dies: out on the streets celebrating, singing and shooting fireworks, effectively DIYing a holiday, trending on twitter, announcing it in public and everyone cheering, Fatal Bazooka

EXPOSING @nina-ya AS A PERSON WHO THINKS DORITOS ARE EXTREME 🤯 🤯 🤯 (REAL! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)