Que S'est Il Passé Avec Eric Ciotti ? - Un Résumé

You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?

*vaguely peeps at the overseas motorsports cousin*

What the fuck happened at the Indy 500

Once my neighbour told me the first things you learn when speaking a language were how to say "I love you" and how to insult people.

Cut to me years later in Ireland not knowing how to say "I love you" but sure being able to say "kiss my ass" and "music" and "Fadó, fadó."

There's symbolism there somewhere.

An overgrown light pole in Poland

I like that Moria had that ageing rockstar biker look as a young pirate, so I shoved him in one of my outfits for a giggle.

DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

when you split up parts of yourself between your ocs

Og clickbait

peut-être on est chez les fous je sais pas, depuis quand c’est devenu normal de soutenir un parti nazi, courage à nous les camarades, encore 5 jours de campagne, il faut tout donner, on ira se battre dans la rue pour notre pays s’il le faut