spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
One thing that will never not be hilarious to me is my mom once telling me my dad hadn't met any gay people before meeting my mom and her gay brother and her gay friends.
What my mother meant to tell me was that my FATHER who has a group of UNMARRIED MALE FRIENDS OVER FIFTY, who has watched the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW LIVE at least twice, who is into DnD, Star Trek and Tolkien, has NEVER, EVER met a gay person in his life before meeting you.
And the worst part? He probably believes that too!!!
My point is that you've met a lot of gay people, you just didn't know they were gay.
faggot
pope francis?!?!?!?!?
You'd think les mis was trending with how much it's on my dashboard but no I'm just french
QUOI??? PARDON??? PARDON???????
C'est comme ça que je l'apprends PTN dis-moi que c'est une putain de blague
Ghost detectives so fruity they got me to write a 4.5k words outline for a fic. No one is doing it like dbda I'm afraid
Zoro on the bridge of the enterprise please I beg you
Today Zoro is: boldly going!
Right then. Can you do fast?
That’s a secret I’ll never tell
Currently hyperfixated on: Formula 1 | Might write something here someday | All pronouns | Legal and ready to mingleThrone: https://throne.com/lokissxoxoKofi: https://ko-fi.com/lokissxoxo
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