You Know, It's Fucking Hilarious That Only At The Mental Hospital I Am One Of The Cool Kids.

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Finished Bowuigi piece, I really like how it turned out 😳❤️‍🔥

Im worried that since the wip got so popular hardly anyone will see the actual finished version lmfao 😭 Guys com back

I just remembered that I had this one teacher that told everyone that birds complain most of the time. He always said it with an expression as if he always heard them complaining...

I am now wondering. Can he secretly talk to birds and they always complain to him?

Guys, are we sure those messages that we get from those from Palestine aren't scammers?

I keep getting a lot of those and it would make sense if I would have a lot of followers but i get like 3-15 of those per day and it's kinda like a punch in the face.

I'm sorry if this seems disrespectful but I don't know and would like to know.

This reminds me of the time when I would dress my little sisters up when they were toddlers.

I gave them some of my clothes so they lookes very funny in them xD

me: why no clothes sharing!!

me, two seconds later: oh i see

Better not step on them

Whenever I think of Rouge's voice I actually hear this one:

Do you think we can crowdfund enough to get this person instead?

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What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.

What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.

I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.

Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.

What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.

What has four legs but no feet? A table.

Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.

Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?

How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.

What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.

What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.

What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.

What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.

My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.

What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.

Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!

Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.

What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.

Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish

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