Sorry For Lack Of Content Lads Here's The Scruffy Jaded Aa5 Phoenix We Deserved (shout Out To @cure-icy-writes

Normal people: it would be cute if these two characters got together.

Me: the entirety of my happiness now depends on what happens between these two fictional characters. I have boarded this ship and I’m not leaving. I have sold my house so I can live on it. I will sail on the winds of subtext and follow the sexual tension like the North Star that it is. I will do this until the very end, until it crushes on the rocks of canon and gets swallowed by the ocean of emotional blue balls and I drown in the disappointment and emptiness that follows.

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

i like her

we all know who is it

Arthur "Big Naturals" Morgan

cal kestis is stupid enough, though.

I, for one, think that CAPCOM didn’t go Far Enough by not making Mia blatantly evil. It would be so fucking funny, just imagine it: she’s like Wesker levels of evil, she creates terrible molded bioweapons and has plans to destroy humanity and generally fucks shit up and YET

she’s still married to Ethan Winters. Who is, as CAPCOM loves to remind us, Just A Regular Guy.

Like Mia the evil mastermind is married to the guy who looks like he stocks the shelves at a grocery store. She’s trying to bring about the end of the human race but she saw this little Texan IT guy and went, “yeah you know, this one is alright.”

She and Chris getting into several deadly shoot outs where she’s turned herself into a mold monster and he’s screaming threats at her and Chris asks her what role Ethan played in her evil master plan and Mia stops like: No. You don’t understand. Ethan Winters is A Normal Man. Like, he’s at home paying our taxes rn. He’s gonna make spaghetti for dinner.

Chris:...why???why would you marry him???if he’s Not Even A Part Of It???

Mia: idk he’s sweet and dumb and strangely normal. Like abnormally regular. I hate everything about humanity but Ethan is An Alright Guy.

Please give me Evil Mastermind Mia and her dumb loving husband Ethan who never fails to exasperate Chris Redfield bc he cannot get it through his head that his wife is trying to end the world

u cant tell me the gmod parts of the riders dub weren’t absolutely fantastic

*ciri voleth meir voice* my identity has been stolen