Why Do Wizards And Mages And Shit In Stuff Always Have To Use A Fucking Stick Or Staff To Do Magic. What’s

A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

Happy Pride Month!

I made a bunch of The Chain Pride symbols to celebrate!

PSA animation assignment: Packbonding With Your Human Coworkers

this PSA can also be used by humans trying to get along with other humans

song: crepe suzette

also big thanks to my siblings for helping out with the hand poses

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Your stats are:

STR:6

INT:17

WIS:15

DEX:8

CON:9

CHR:17

Tbh this quiz is such a motivator to start doing things to increase my STR and DEX scores - you could see the progress so much clearer here

heres a neat little quiz for getting your real life stats

http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php

tell me what you get

heres my fucking embarrassing textbook nerd stats

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty but with Magnus Chase style chapter titles

Please Do Not Set Fire to the Birthday Boy

When Chewbacca Met Bigfoot

Have You Tried Hurling Literal Shit at the Superbear?

I Agreed to Help Save The World and All I Got Was This Dumb Embroidered Tree

We Interrupt This Monster Attack for A Brief Interlude of Sword Puns

Hey Kid, Lemme See Your Ankles

PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Towel

Thank You for Not Petting Heathcliff the Enchanter

These Are A Few of My Favorite Waterparks

Opportunity Knocks, but Destiny Shows Up in Your Bedroom in the Middle of the Night to Yell at You About Interplanetary Doom

Anyway, Soup

Death by Gatorade

Jetpack vs. Pizza Hut

Damn, Mothman, You Live Like This?

Boom, Touched It! Almost Died! Worth It. 

Duck Duck Goat

Never Give a Goatman Gardening Equipment

You Leave My Friend Alone or I’ll Punch Him So Hard He Grows Wings

To Minimize Injury While Monster Hunting, Use Proper Headgear

You Don’t Deserve to Meet My Therapy Puppets

Maybe It’s a Concussion, Maybe It’s Krampus

Skitchy Business

Yep, He’s Dead, But Don’t Worry, I Know Reiki

butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

Blob Lies

Terrible Harm

Beam Me Down, Beefcake

Good Thing We Had This Spare Player Character Locked in the Basement

And Then I Had to Take a Math Test Naked, So What’s That Mean, Prophetically Speaking?

Counterpoint: I’m a Harp Seal

Spoiler Warning for Final Fantasy VII

According to my Calculations, Violence is the Answer

Don’t Go Through the Portal, There’s a Real Big Bug in There

Are You There, Aubrey? It’s Me, God

So We’re on a Spaceship, Right, I’m Freaking Out, Beacon’s on a Rampage, and We’ve Still Got Half an Episode Left

Epilogue: A World of Pure Imagination

Part 1: The Adventure Zone Balance but with Percy Jackson style chapter titles

Teifling warm-ups with Jesta and Molleh~

bring back ghost autographs or perish.

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

Feel free to add

F1, G3, P1

I’m gonna answer for Hops (chain oc) and Forthright(my current d&d character)

F1

What do they do for fun?

– Hops would probably be that person to do brewery tours but I think she also likes seeing street performers.

– Forthright is always running grifts and probably spends her the time away from her sewer goblin kingdom gambling. I also think she likes to show off wealth so maybe balls and operas.

G3

what benefits come from being their friend?

– Hops always reminds people to know their limits

– if your Forthright’s friend she wont grift you

P1

What is there best personality trait?

– Hops has big friend energy, thinks shes mom friend but isnt even close

– Forthright thinks shes the double-crossing wildcard but is somehow the (second) most level headed of the party. Knows when to not push her luck

BONUS QUESTIONS (bc I want to)

B3

How tall are they?

– Hops is maybe about 4 foot 7

– Forthright is 5 foot 11 inches (6 foot 3 w/horns)

G1

Most attractive external feature

– Hops has big arms (a feature I have to give credit to @hubbleablubble ’s art for) that I think gets a lot of attention but she really likes her hair

– Forthright is pretty tall. She really likes her birthmarks though.