What People Think Writing Is Like: Careful Planning And Thought Out Plotlines

a billion screaming, squamous things approach, oozing and crawling through the shattered tatters of a sane world.

all the doors are open, now.

drew some kids today at the stream!  as usual, I am apparently only interested in STRONG ORANGE LIGHTING.  also, I didn’t realize it until halfway through, but I definitely borrowed the color scheme for Ashivon’s from some of @monoflaxart’s gorgeous fanart!! >O>

A whole book of advice you should not take

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

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my turn on the local bog hags 

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle

Everyone’s talking about House Martins and their fuzzy pants, so I painted over them to make them into griffons. The Common House Griffon (original photo credit is to Steve Robinson)

a travelling salesperson making their final rounds on the last day of autumn

Happy Pride Month!

I made a bunch of The Chain Pride symbols to celebrate!