“The Hardest Part

This is freaking AMAZING.

Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a nightmare like this in Kenobi.

Credit to mosquitoes_suk on Instagram

going to the store to buy some milk

chirrut: i am the kyber crystal guardian, guardian of the crystals

baze: the empire quivers before him!

chirrut: -roundhouse kicks ten stormtroopers- FUCK OFF!

i once saw someone say the extended universe of star wars is like world unbuilding and that’s honestly the only way i can describe it, because i have absolutely no fucking clue of what the fuck goes on outside of the movies, and i have TRIED to understand, but the more i try the less i understand, i just… what the fuck man

Obi-Wan: where the fuck did you get a lightsaber??

Alpha-17: your idiot padawan kept dropping them everywhere, so I just kept one

The. Butts. Match!? Fuck it mothman is now beel

New Obey Me hc:

The jersey devil and goat man sightings were just Lucifer drunk off his ass and Diavolo won’t let him live it down

Trust me, I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, must less what age I was my freshman year of high school

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

petting zoos are pretty fucking tight is it normal for a 21 year old to go to a petting zoo.