It’s HER Month 🌈

"tord eddsworld is trans and disabled" i say into the mic

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"no, xes right." they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there, in the third row, stands mr red leader himself

what

my friends vagued me on tumblr and then called the cops on me 😭😭😭 BFHDJFNSJDNSKAK

I was inspired by this post from Eddsworld

There's no subtext, just.. Matt?

Shake zula tha mic rula

Still late for scollace week. Today is instruments right. Guess I’ll draw Wallace shoving a guitar up Scott’s ass.

I giggled

why do lobster matts tits jiggle when he falls. they didnt need to do that

Shitty Calvin Fischoeder aesthetic: this guy is some of the most legit old man representation i've ever seen bc in one of the few episodes i can remember he just casually drops that his brother poked out his fucking eyeball when they were kids and then doesn't elaborate. and that literally is just how old people are. they will tell you the weirdest most fucked up thing in casual conversation and then go about their day like you won't be thinking about this for the next ten years

what the fuck are you trying to sell me

This is ✨IT✨

Birds really use sound in the craziest ways.

King penguin chicks can hear a quarter of a second of their parents' call and know it is them. While surrounded by hundreds of other screaming birds.

White bellbirds produce a call that hits 125.4 decibels — the same volume as a whole-ass rock concert.

Common nightingales have between 150 and 200 distinct song types. Mostly used for seduction (who's surprised tbh?)

Parts of male zebra finch brains are 3-6 times larger than females to accommodate the complexity of their songs.

The cassowary head casque might have evolved primarily to act as a microphone to broadcast calls so low, us humans can't hear them. They even tilt their head down and forward to make the broadcast more effective.

Superb lyrebirds are probably the best mimics on Earth, and tailor their courtship dances to particular sounds they've "collected." They literally have a dance for the "song" of a chainsaw.

Truly bonkers shit these birds be doing with sound.