Mr Pilgrim. It Is I. Freaky Patel. I Am Going To Touch You

Still late for scollace week. Today is instruments right. Guess I’ll draw Wallace shoving a guitar up Scott’s ass.

me

I dare Tord to taste a lemon!

Bro ate the whole thing

Diesel's put on weight since I started feeding him so I'm feeding him less. He's not happy about it.

bro I cant find any of these help

2010s creepypasta called 'the slovak cooking video': genuinely the most terrifying thing you ever read, kept you up at night on the verge of a panic attack. if go back and reread it now it's not actually very good but, like, cmon

reddit nosleep post titled 'it's been 32,105 seconds since I've last seen my cat': high-concept horror writing with a genuinely good premise ruined by the protagonist being overly hyper-logical, and simultaneously, randomly incapable of basic reasoning because the author's first idea for the story was how cool the explanation of the concept would be, which we haven't gotten to yet. has rick and morty prose

scp foundation article #42069 named 'a funny hat': okay yeah, christ. fuck. i want to show this to every person i know. this changed my life. used to be absolute garbage before it was put up for rewrite and spent two years being ship-of-theseus'd by a group of new authors. was good enough that it spawned an entire mythos of low-quality derivatives to make into 'iceberg' videos

“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t

pumkin my LOVE

I worked very hard on this

words cannot describe just how much i want piderman in the next spider verse movie. please. put ‘em in there.

losing my MIND