Lasagnaluvr - Fish

I giggled

why do lobster matts tits jiggle when he falls. they didnt need to do that

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

he's practicing honesty

two thoughts i had in tandem this morning

a lot of people's last names are loosely based on the job or trade of their ancestors

a last name that a fair amount of people have is Cumming

REPOSTING BECAUSE RAPFART?? RAP ? FART?

okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.

currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.

Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣

YES!!!!!!

i love them sm, i wish gay people were real

"tord eddsworld is trans and disabled" i say into the mic

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"no, xes right." they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there, in the third row, stands mr red leader himself