REblog If You Are Asexual, Support Asexuals, Or Spend Most Of Your Time Actually Thinking About Superheroes.

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

ghost choir 👻 🎵

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Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

Dead Tired fic rec list, Part 2!

Part 1

After suggestions, I'm making a part 2

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Mesmeric Revelation by DisillusionedDeku

Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg (finally some inclination to what the author wanted to do with the ship!!!)

Is it a bad idea to work with your (unknowing) father in law? by JoyLess_NightSky

Against All Odds I've Made It Far Enough To Become A Nuisance by TheFoolOfNoTrades

Another Duckin’ Day by TheStarfishAlien

Cold Hands by TourettesDog

Tim's Totally Normal Civilian Boyfriend by jaytriesstuff

The Trials and Tribulations of Summoning Your Boyfriend by Gremlin_bot for StealingYourBones

Family introductions by Half-dead Ham (Grima101)

Coffee Trip of Love by EyesOfCrows for Sketchy_made_a_fic

Girl Help, The Fictional 2-D Boy I Simp For Is Real. by AgenderFolkWillEatTheWorld (a series, has 2 fics at the moment)

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More to come when I get more suggestions!!!

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

Fanart by @/dialm4spooky on Twitter (reposted with their full permission)

He really puts the Ace in menace.