I Should Be Crying, Bawling, Screaming. Instead I Hug My Little Brother

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

Sometimes I complain that my major is too hard then I remember I'm the one who chose to study literal rocket science 🫠

HOW AM I A WHORE?

- AARON HOTCHNER, 2009

I want to be a ladybug so bad

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

BERLERMO NATION, BEHOLD! THE ONLY (KNOWN) PHYSICAL COPY OF THE TIME TRAVELER'S SOULMATE!

Thank you so much @ostanaart and @cookie1244 for making the effort of putting my longest fanfic on paper! I don't deserve you, girls! Love you forever!

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb