Jessica: Could You Convince Matt To Give Me Back My Scarf?

Jessica: Could you convince Matt to give me back my scarf?

Karen: You didn't give it to him?

Jessica: He took it off me! I think he even classifies it as theft.

Karen: To be a lawyer Matt breaks a lot of laws.

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3 months ago
I Had To Draw #karenpage For #inktober2018 After Finishing #daredevilseason3 . She’s My Fav Character

I had to draw #karenpage for #inktober2018 after finishing #daredevilseason3 . She’s my fav character and they really gave her great material this season. #inktober #daredevil @deborah_annwoll https://www.instagram.com/p/BpadjNnhQp7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dyjja9nro31m

8 months ago

#this is EPIC #like actually I love this #its so cool

Human Kite Except He’s Actually A Kite Alien

Human kite except he’s actually a kite alien

5 months ago
Pro Tip If You Cant Get The Motivation To Do Studies: Just Turn It Into Fanart

pro tip if you cant get the motivation to do studies: Just Turn it into Fanart

1 month ago

@amy-maguire

Who Is Who? SP X BSD
Who Is Who? SP X BSD
Who Is Who? SP X BSD

Who is Who? SP X BSD

Kyle > Chuuya

Cartman > Dazai

Butters > Akutagawa

Stan > Oda (ft. Ike)

Ranpo > Kenny

Wendy > Kunikida

Chef > Fukuzawa

Jimmy > Kenji

Craig > Yosano

Tweek > Atsushi

Tolkien > Kyoka

Heidi > Ango

I want to elaborate but I am so lazy af


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9 months ago
I…have No Idea Why I Did This, But Have The Main 4 As Horsemen Of The Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence
I…have No Idea Why I Did This, But Have The Main 4 As Horsemen Of The Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence
I…have No Idea Why I Did This, But Have The Main 4 As Horsemen Of The Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence
I…have No Idea Why I Did This, But Have The Main 4 As Horsemen Of The Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence

I…have no idea why I did this, but have the main 4 as horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. Except it’s dogs because I dont trust horses.

5 months ago
Main Four(4) But I'm Not Good At Being Consistent At Drawing 10-year-olds
Main Four(4) But I'm Not Good At Being Consistent At Drawing 10-year-olds
Main Four(4) But I'm Not Good At Being Consistent At Drawing 10-year-olds
Main Four(4) But I'm Not Good At Being Consistent At Drawing 10-year-olds

main four(4) but i'm not good at being consistent at drawing 10-year-olds

wanted them all to have a unique eye color but some of them have a canon eye color already:<

1 year ago

My only post ever on here was months ago, so have another headcanon, South Park-based this time. Craig doesn't like any particular music genre. He's the type of person that'll just listen to anything, as long as it doesn't sound terrible.


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4 months ago

Cartman caring enough for Stan let himself get involved with the baby cow situation and proceeding to manipulate Mike instead of let Stan fuck up the negotiating is so overlooked.

5 months ago

Im gonna kms i finally made these turds as birds (hey that rhymes)

Im Gonna Kms I Finally Made These Turds As Birds (hey That Rhymes)
5 months ago

Ill probably write more abt this tmmrw but for now I just wanna say I've always figured these powers to be temporary things kinda based on his mental state at a time

Kyle Broflovski's got powers, and I don't see people talk about it

Okay so, I don't know if nobody's talked about this or if I'm just disconnected from the fandom. But just how many powers does Kyle Broflovski have!?!?!?!? Like, we see him having powers for the first time in The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (season 4 episode 1) He develops not only Personal Existence Manipulation but also Reality Warping and some sort of Omnipresence and Higher Consciousness. He develops these abilities after he discovers that the tooth fairy is not real, and he starts to question the truth of all things, including his own existence. He begins to study various philosophies about the nature of reality. (Wikipedia plot summary). In the end of the episode, Kyle disappears into thin air while questioning his own existence, but soon reappears wielding control over all reality, even becoming a half-chicken half-squirrel beast.

Kyle Broflovski's Got Powers, And I Don't See People Talk About It

Then in Cartman's Incredible Gift (Season 8 episode 13) he shows/develops psychic abilities, after jumping of a roof in order to fake having an accident to develop psychic abilities (Since in the episode Cartman starts telling people he's a psychic after he jumped of a rooftop) In order to be taken seriously (Wikipedia page so you can read the summary). After everything's said and done, at the hospital, a fight breaks out between Cartman and the fake psychics, at which point Kyle gets annoyed and yells at them to stop, at which point the light bulbs in the room explode and a shelf becomes partially detached from its wall, spilling its contents on the floor.

Kyle Broflovski's Got Powers, And I Don't See People Talk About It

In the episode It's a Jersey Thing (Season 14, episode 7) he has these "Transformations" that are obviously making fun of/Referencing werewolf transformations, but you know, I'm still adding them mostly since he does seem to be stronger in his "Jersey form" and more aggressive (Again, clearly both making fun of people from Jersey and Werewolves)

Kyle Broflovski's Got Powers, And I Don't See People Talk About It

In Turd Burglars (Season 23 episode 8) he seems to be able to see/feel the microbiome of his entire body and everything else, having almost psychic dreams showing the bookcase in Tom Brady's house, which is actually a secret entrance to a basement where he has been hiding his faeces. In the end of the episode, the boys take those faeces and they're used to save the whole town (Again, you can read the episode's plot in Wikipedia to get a better summary of it). And when asked how he knew about, Kyle just says that his microbiome knew.

Kyle Broflovski's Got Powers, And I Don't See People Talk About It

Like, just the implications of it have so much potential, I know the show doesn't follow a canon timeline, with many characters dying and appearing again later on, or the cannon in the games, show and movies being different, etc. But like, it's almost becoming a running gag with Kyle having powers (If we follow the logic of "One time is a X, two times is a Y, three times is a pattern"). Just imagine both Kyle and Kenny would become the only characters (To my knowledge) Who canonically have superpowers (Kenny's immortality).

I don't know, I just thought I'd talk about it.

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