Some Of Y'all Fundamentally Misunderstand My Favorite Characters But Im Being Sooooo Normal And Mature

Shaak Ti ❤️

it will never not be funny that kallus spent one (1) night with zeb and decided to say fuck the empire so he could be gay in peace with his furry rebel boyfriend

Re: OTP ask game

For Kalluzeb, 20, 24, and 35!!

ooooo these are interesting ones

20

Kal. Absolutely Zeb walks onto the Ghost one day and sees Kallus seated on the floor with a tiny Loth kitten in his lap. For some reason they're both soaking wet. Zeb, begrudgingly, allows this. Although tbh, I also love the idea of Kallus being really good with droids, and so it's more likely that this scenario plays out with Kal and an MSE droid (which Zeb is even less pleased about).

24

Logistically, most of the time Zeb is the big spoon and Kallus is little spoon. Ship bunks aren't that big. And again I say to you, Kallus has always been one of the biggest in the room and he loves to just feel held sometimes. HOWEVER, I love the idea of Kallus getting to be big spoon when he's feeling a bit possessive or Zeb's just gotten back from a long mission or he just wants to make sure Zeb's close to him after a critical loss. Zeb seems super big, but he and Kal are actually close enough in build that either way will work; it depends on what they're both feeling like that day.

35

heheeee, cameoliob, your Kallus headcanons are gonna play into this one. Kallus will listen to nearly anything, but his favorites are like the Coruscant equivalent of 90s/00s rap. Ezra, tongue-in-cheek, asks Kallus what he thought of the Super Bowl and Kallus has a TED talk prepared on Kendrick's halftime show. Kallus stood and applauded while watching the space-grammys when Doechii won. Academy-era Kallus went to see Coruscant's BROCKHAMPTON and tried really hard to get Jovan to like MFDOOM. He and Sabine bond over Noname. On Karaoke nights, 8/10 chance that Kallus chooses Watzky (because he knows not to choose NWA, but he knows all the words to their songs too). If Kallus has headphones on and it isn't translation audio, this is what he's listening to.

Zeb likes dad rock. Zeb likes yacht rock. Zeb listens to the Eagles and Pink Floyd (and sometimes Kenny Loggins while he's making waffles for the crew).

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

there are some headcanons where it's like. 'i would enjoy this as a light seasoning in fic but certain chunks of the fandom have become more committed to this than the actual canon and made it load-bearing in scenarios where it simply doesn't make sense'.

Oh yeah, he is well aware that his face card never declines, he's got enough stories from the academy (and onward) to back that up

Its just that uh, he's pretty sure he's maxxed out his personality card and that it will, in fact, decline

of course I think Kallus has many insecurities but I DO think he knows he's pretty. I think he knows that people who are attracted to male humans tend to find him hot and I don't think he would look in a mirror and disagree with that.

and while he wouldn't be so sure how he might fit into Lasat beauty standards, I don't think he'd actually find it too surprising that Zeb considers him physically attractive. (it's just, y'know, the rest of him as a person he might struggle to believe Zeb likes or wants.)

Chat I need yall to buckle up for the comic im gonna make where he then gets into an argument with her over the differences between a twink and a twunk

Happy Twink Death (bear dilf birth) to Alexsandr Kallus 🥳🥳🥳

(also a little prequel to this post)

Dean Winchester ★ S1EP7: Hookman

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