Kallus Is So Funny It’s Like He’s Not Even A Star Wars Character. He’s Elevated

Also while we're here can we talk about the grip that Alexsandr Kallus has on the lesbian community. have we accepted him into our ranks? Not related but what if Kalluzeb were girls and they still beat each other up and then fell in love (A sniper's red dot appears on my forehead) Hey woahhhh I'm just saying. Hypothetically

Never forget what they stole from us

(x) And by they I mean Favloni...

But yeah, remembered recently while ranting with a friend about how bad the Ahsoka show was, that it killed and ate the animated Rebels sequel. Am now grumpy.

... dean if you squint

Hey guys will you beat me to death with sticks if I post this

OC artists when they have gotten 10 notes in the last week and they see art of the most mediocre white male popular character gaining thousands of notes in half an hour

Kallus is such a petty bitch. Like he's a former ISB agent so you just KNOW he pulls out a whole ass evidence folder when Zeb asks why he's mad at him

Re: OTP ask game

For Kalluzeb, 20, 24, and 35!!

ooooo these are interesting ones

20

Kal. Absolutely Zeb walks onto the Ghost one day and sees Kallus seated on the floor with a tiny Loth kitten in his lap. For some reason they're both soaking wet. Zeb, begrudgingly, allows this. Although tbh, I also love the idea of Kallus being really good with droids, and so it's more likely that this scenario plays out with Kal and an MSE droid (which Zeb is even less pleased about).

24

Logistically, most of the time Zeb is the big spoon and Kallus is little spoon. Ship bunks aren't that big. And again I say to you, Kallus has always been one of the biggest in the room and he loves to just feel held sometimes. HOWEVER, I love the idea of Kallus getting to be big spoon when he's feeling a bit possessive or Zeb's just gotten back from a long mission or he just wants to make sure Zeb's close to him after a critical loss. Zeb seems super big, but he and Kal are actually close enough in build that either way will work; it depends on what they're both feeling like that day.

35

heheeee, cameoliob, your Kallus headcanons are gonna play into this one. Kallus will listen to nearly anything, but his favorites are like the Coruscant equivalent of 90s/00s rap. Ezra, tongue-in-cheek, asks Kallus what he thought of the Super Bowl and Kallus has a TED talk prepared on Kendrick's halftime show. Kallus stood and applauded while watching the space-grammys when Doechii won. Academy-era Kallus went to see Coruscant's BROCKHAMPTON and tried really hard to get Jovan to like MFDOOM. He and Sabine bond over Noname. On Karaoke nights, 8/10 chance that Kallus chooses Watzky (because he knows not to choose NWA, but he knows all the words to their songs too). If Kallus has headphones on and it isn't translation audio, this is what he's listening to.

Zeb likes dad rock. Zeb likes yacht rock. Zeb listens to the Eagles and Pink Floyd (and sometimes Kenny Loggins while he's making waffles for the crew).

cliterally

Chat I need yall to buckle up for the comic im gonna make where he then gets into an argument with her over the differences between a twink and a twunk

Happy Twink Death (bear dilf birth) to Alexsandr Kallus 🥳🥳🥳

(also a little prequel to this post)