If I See One More Drawing Where Kallus' Waist Is Smaller Than His Head I Am Going To Commit An Actual

Listen, as much as Zeb was wise and honorable in Honorable ones, I think that viewing him as the sane and collected one out of Kallus and him is a huge misrepresentation of his character. Don't get me wrong, I love me some level headed, calm, honorable Zeb. BUT

The guy was in his late thirties, beefing with a 14 year old and LOSING!! And it kept going as they got older! Not only that, he managed to have deeply mutual beef with Chopper despite understanding ZERO binary. He simply assessed that Chopper's tone was bitchy enough to warrant beef! If someone annoys him enough, he will be ready to fight them on it! Does not matter who it is.

Like he is level headed, calm and honorable when he's dealing with levelheaded, calm and honorable people - most of the time. But he's also constantly ready to switch that out for angry, bitchy and petty at the turn of a dime, if provoked! Which wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that he... Has a bit of a short fuse. Like the guy does have anger issues.

Idk I definitely don't feel like Kallus would purposely provoke him much, but unintentionally? I could totally see Kallus stumbling and managing to push all of Zeb's metaphorical buttons. They just sorta clash in some ways, especially at first. And Kallus is on his best behavior, or at least trying to be - but isn't that fucking annoying?! You're trying to beef with a guy and he can't even give you the time of day for that?! Zeb was peeved and now he's pissed!

Idk I just really want more stuff with Zeb and his anger issues, idk I think it adds a nice flavor to their dynamic. Like yes he took pity on Kallus on Bahryn, but also Kallus laughed at him for falling on his ass and Zeb hit him with the raw ass line "how would you like some more broken bones?"

Low quality Rebels shitposts I made for my friend, please enjoy

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ok i just have to say it since no one else is: i'm defending the muttonchops. They were era appropriate, people in the 70s weren't as afraid of body hair as people are today! This was even a thing for Rogue One I believe. I think the director asked the actors to grow 70s style facial hair so they blended in with A New Hope. Kallus was big! He was hairy! Like, sorry but Kallus was 70s hot, chops and all. (tho side note: i do actually think he was supposed to have a beard in season 4 and the only reason he didn't was because his character model already changed too much) but that aside, his facial hair made sense for where/when he was. He was absolutely en vogue. People were going to him for advice on how to be fashionable or trying to imitate his look. between his chops and luke's chanel boots, it was queer eye for the rebellious guy. they were running yavin 4 fashion week like the goddamn navy. stop being a coward and put some respect. on the chops.

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

Sometimes I wonder how the whole concept of Kallus growing up on Coruscant’s lower levels got started. What genius was the first to start that. And can I kiss them on the mouth.

i hate that every time i look for color studies and tips to improve my art and make it more dynamic and interesting all that comes up are rudimentary explanations of the color wheel that explain it to me like im in 1st grade and just now discovering my primary colors

just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.