Lambmortuary - Charles Dances’ Controversially Young Girlfriend

GETS ME EVERY TIME

like you’ve never known before

Kate Marsh from Life is Strange

He's banging out the tunes ♪♪

I appreciate the love you gave Erik with a corset; I'll soon be drawing him with his lil' tummy peeking out, your honour.

me when i see Rebecca (1997) - first part

Charles: I’m twice your age

Me: …

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Charles: I ask you to out with me, because I want you. You’re young enough to be my daugter, and I don’t know how to deal with you. But I do know that you’ve blotted out the past … If you don’t believe me, say so, and I’ll move on.

Me: *don’t scream*

Charles: I only stayed because of you. Do you want me to go?

Me: *HELL NO, HELL FUCKIN NO!*

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Charles: No, you little fool. I’m asking you to marry me… I’m sorry. I’m being rather a brute to you… Say yes, quickly, we can drive to Venice for the honeymoon

Me: WHY MY LIFE SUCKS SO HARD!?!?!?!?

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Charles: We should have stayed in Italy

Me: OOOOH C'MON!

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Mrs De Winter: I love you so much

Charles: Do you? Do you?

Me: HELL YES, ME TOO, WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW? WHY I STAY HERE AND I’M NOT IN THE SCREEN?! FUCKIN WHYYY?!

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Charles: Did I do something very selfish marrying you? Perhaps there are too many years between us. You should have married a boy of your own age. Not somebody like me, with half his life behind him

Me: BUUUUULLSHIT, FUCKIN BULLSHIT!

*cry so hard, my god*

*cry in a corner*

*cry in a corner alone*

*cry as if there was no tomorrow*

I have yet again been plagued by The Voices

⚰️ A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on august 1st!

mood: christine making awkward eye contact with a fake owl during the worlds least sane picnic date

my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for