Trying To Learn A New Program!~ Its Still A Work In Progress But One Day I’ll Fix It Up. (every Version

honestly i’m living for how fucking Badass™️ tony stark was in infinity war

 - the black order rock up to new york with their flying donut and tony just fucking,,, Crosses His Arms, Completely Unimpressed™️   - literally says “get lost squidward” to ebony maw - suits up in the Bleeding Edge armour like a Fucking Boss™️ 

- punches cull obsidian in the fucking face

- materialises Big Ass Weapons out of fucking nowhere like magic with his nanotech 

- literally turns into a fucking rocket to chase after his arachnid son who got yeeted into space on the flying donut trying to save the wizard

- takes One Look at the interior of the q-ship and immediately knows how it works and how to steer it 

- was a Sassy Lil Shit™️ 

- materialises a Big Ass Cannon Blaster and threatens to blast drax’s face off if star lord even dared to hurt his arachnid son

- drops a big ass,,, thing,,, on thanos when the grape fuck first rocked up to titan

- gets a whole ass moon thrown at him and threatens to lose his shit if the lil purple bitch even dared to throw another one at him

- takes on thanos one-on-one after the other heroes got their asses handed to them

- actually manages to get a few good hits in on thanos (with human technology he built himself)

- withstood the fucking strength of the power stone with a shield he conjured from his nanotech (which is, again, human technology tony built)

- literally cuts the purple bitch  (the only mortal to ever make thanos B L E E D)

- desperately continues to fight thanos in hand-to-hand combat despite the fact that half his armour was fucking obliterated by the mad titan after he repeatedly decked tony in the head and blasted him at close range with the power stone

- literally fucking  b l o c k s  a backhanded swing from thanos’ gauntlet with his BARE FUCKING ARMS after thanos fucking obliterated most of his suit (meaning, he no longer had the added superhuman strength the armour usually gives him,, meaNING,,, that was all tony’s Normal Human Strength which blocked that attack)

- attempts to punch thanos,, fully aware that he is just a Little Human squaring up with a mad titan 2x his fucking height and 4x his size (and, again, he was completely vulnerable and exposed because half his armour was fucking shredded at this point) - in a last-ditch desperate attempt (fully aware that it’ll be completely futile) forms a shiv with whats left of his armour and tries to stab thanos only to get stabbed with it instead but A plus for his efforts

- heals his ~fatal~ stab wound (he literally coughed up blood after he got stabbed) with his special nanotech spray  - i mean ???

-what a fucking Badass ???

Petition to make “the avengers: tony stark was always right, you assholes” the new movie title

I’M MAILING THIS TO RDJ, KEVIN FEIGE AND MARVEL STUDIOS

The RDJ/Brolin kiss at the “Avengers: Infinity War” world premiere

Milky Way hiding behind Trees

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Avengers 4: Tactical Arranged Marriage. tony stark makes the ultimate sacrifice play just like he always wanted and marries his biggest fear so that half the universe can be restored. steve cries about it because he’s in love with tony and vows to get tony back, resulting in Avengers 5: Tony Stark’s Long and Messy Divorce. this isnt so much a superhero movie as it is a courtroom drama with tony stark’s name in the title.

honestly?????? here for it 😂

Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. for People Magazine (2016)

Happy Halloween from Starscream’s GhooOoOoOOooost! 

Y’all cowards out there saying a G1 Optimus Prime design in the new movie would be somehow less hot is literally appalling cause Optimus is ALWAYS hot and you can fite me bitch!!!

Think of me long enough to make a memory