Here They Come, The Moonangel Beans.

Alcina struggling to get into one of her dresses

TW/CW: The topic of weight is discussed here. Please take care of yourself and don't read if this makes you feel uncomfortable or it has the potential to (Alci will understand!) <3

Alcina: *Huffs and yanks on her dress to get it over her hips* Damn! This dress fit me a few weeks ago! Did it shrink or something? Y/N, you didn't mess with this dress, right?

Y/N: *Sitting on Alcina's bed, enjoying the view of her ass from this angle* No, babe! I'm hardly even in here when you aren't!

Alcina: *Pulls on the dress too hard and it rips on her hips, embarrassed and blushing* Well then... It seems I may have gained a few pounds...

Y/N: *Always the advocate for body positivity* Who cares, Alci? I certainly don't! And besides, you know how much I enjoy that juicy ass! *Gets pelted with one of Alcina's gloves*

Alcina: Keep those revolting thoughts to yourself, Y/N! *Secretly glad Y/N still finds her attractive*

Y/N: *Grumbles and pulls out a candy bar, starts eating it*

Alcina: *Recovers her usual confidence, smirks at Y/N* Anyway, I'd rather be voluptuous than a scrawny twig like you!

Y/N: *Pretends to be offended, but glad Alcina feels better* Hey! I'm not scrawny, I'm wiry! *Crosses their arms and pouts*

Alcina: *Chuckles at Y/N, sits next to them* I'm sorry, draga. It's just weird. I mean, obviously my diet hasn't changed, and I haven't been drinking more Sanguis Virginis than I normally do... the only thing different is...

Alcina: *Looks at Y/N pulling out yet another candy bar and eating it*

Y/N: *Confused* What is it, babe?

Alcina: *Points accusingly at Y/N* You!

Y/N: What?! Me?!

Alcina: *Eyes wide with betrayal* Yes! Because you wanted me to stop killing maidens, you let me drink your blood instead!

Y/N: *Looks at Alcina, confused* Uhh... yeah, so?

Alcina: *Grabs Y/N's candy wrappers and waves them in their face* So?! You're nothing but a fleshy container of processed foods and high cholesterol! I may as well have been eating nothing but full-fat mayonnaise for the past few months!

Y/N: *Cheeks burning* But I like you like this! And you said I had the best-tasting blood you've ever had!

Alcina: *About to lose her shit on Y/N* Well, no wonder it has such good flavor, you human bag of junk food! I bet your heart's been wrapped in bacon and deep-fried!

Y/N: >:0

HOW MUCH BLOOD AND SWEAT DO YOU THINK IT TOOK TO RAISE THOSE DAUGHTERS!?

Anyway, look at these shots of the beauty that is Lady D

I haven't drawn a lot of Mia/Miranda but I do have these from 2022. Ain't no one every convincing me these two didn't have something freaky going on during their years working together 🧐

Hope it doesn't comes out as a weird ask but thank you for drawing Alci with stomach it's a blessing 🙏 (trying to use beautiful words but it makes me feral in a good way)

I'm so tired of twig skinny anime depictions with nonexistent waist. Sometimes she looks younger than her own daughters

I get two kinds of ask-comments and I love them both equally. Dear anons, allow me to share with you my wisdom which is:

Artist: DarikaArt

👆a round of applause for this talented artist who continues to share her work with us simps.

3 years of us all drooling over this sexy lady. Happy Anniversary, Lady D 💋

Lady Dimitrescu: Mother Miranda! There’s a monster underneath my bed, and he’s really ugly.

Heisenberg, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.