hey hi! can i please request an nsfw alphabet for alci?
A/N: usually i do a three letter maximum, but Alci is Mommy. that’s all.
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“Come here, darling.”
By all counts, the words ought to have seemed threatening. Everything about the Lady screamed ‘danger’ in that moment. Her lips were painted a darker sanguine from something other than her trademark lipstick, curled back to reveal the sharp jut of deadly teeth. Her claws, razor sharp, had been known to cut down many without mercy or hesitation. Her eyes were beaming things, vivid amber aglow from the potency of her own hunger, her need.
Yet for you, harm had never come and the coo of her voice is soft, tones she’d only ever expressed for those she cherished; her daughters and yourself.
You stepped closer.
TW/CW: The topic of weight is discussed here. Please take care of yourself and don't read if this makes you feel uncomfortable or it has the potential to (Alci will understand!) <3
Alcina: *Huffs and yanks on her dress to get it over her hips* Damn! This dress fit me a few weeks ago! Did it shrink or something? Y/N, you didn't mess with this dress, right?
Y/N: *Sitting on Alcina's bed, enjoying the view of her ass from this angle* No, babe! I'm hardly even in here when you aren't!
Alcina: *Pulls on the dress too hard and it rips on her hips, embarrassed and blushing* Well then... It seems I may have gained a few pounds...
Y/N: *Always the advocate for body positivity* Who cares, Alci? I certainly don't! And besides, you know how much I enjoy that juicy ass! *Gets pelted with one of Alcina's gloves*
Alcina: Keep those revolting thoughts to yourself, Y/N! *Secretly glad Y/N still finds her attractive*
Y/N: *Grumbles and pulls out a candy bar, starts eating it*
Alcina: *Recovers her usual confidence, smirks at Y/N* Anyway, I'd rather be voluptuous than a scrawny twig like you!
Y/N: *Pretends to be offended, but glad Alcina feels better* Hey! I'm not scrawny, I'm wiry! *Crosses their arms and pouts*
Alcina: *Chuckles at Y/N, sits next to them* I'm sorry, draga. It's just weird. I mean, obviously my diet hasn't changed, and I haven't been drinking more Sanguis Virginis than I normally do... the only thing different is...
Alcina: *Looks at Y/N pulling out yet another candy bar and eating it*
Y/N: *Confused* What is it, babe?
Alcina: *Points accusingly at Y/N* You!
Y/N: What?! Me?!
Alcina: *Eyes wide with betrayal* Yes! Because you wanted me to stop killing maidens, you let me drink your blood instead!
Y/N: *Looks at Alcina, confused* Uhh... yeah, so?
Alcina: *Grabs Y/N's candy wrappers and waves them in their face* So?! You're nothing but a fleshy container of processed foods and high cholesterol! I may as well have been eating nothing but full-fat mayonnaise for the past few months!
Y/N: *Cheeks burning* But I like you like this! And you said I had the best-tasting blood you've ever had!
Alcina: *About to lose her shit on Y/N* Well, no wonder it has such good flavor, you human bag of junk food! I bet your heart's been wrapped in bacon and deep-fried!
Y/N: >:0
Request: "hello so I still have absolutely no idea how tumblr works despite being on it for a good while now, but here goes anyways: could you do a hc where you come out as a lesbian to the lords?? completely understand if you don’t have time, have a lovely day/night <3 " (Sent by @clueing-for-looks-in-london )
A/N: I also added the Alcina romance as you asked for! Hope you enjoy!!!
Warnings: None
Word Count: 274 Words
"Oh, sweet girl,"
She is oh so flattered you trust her so much
Practically purring with happiness
If you are feeling any emotional distress (since it can be a very overwhelming experience) Alcina is happy to hold and comfort you
"Is there...a particular~ reason for telling me?"
She 100% intends to fluster
If you simultaneously confess your feelings for her she will SMOTHER you
With kisses
(...and maybe her chest)
"Oh goodness! Thank you for trusting me." She'd say in a small voice
"SO WHO YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR?"
Annddd that was Angie
She also likes women so you two(three) can totally gossip about that
She may or may not also have a tiny crush on the lady of the castle
But don't worry, it's more for fun than for true romance
Donna invites you over for tea much more often now that you two have a common...interest
"Understandable, Women are hot."
He probably jumps right into asking what your type is, who your first crush was, celebrity crushes and so on
"Just as long as you're not into Lady super-sized bitch."
He studies you after he says this
If you show ANY sign that you like Alcina he's instantly going
"BAH! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! I can't believe this shit."
Don't worry. He'll be over it soon enough
AGH
He is. so touched that you trust him so much
He's a blubbering mess crying and sobbing
All the while thanking you for trusting him and telling you he accepts you
He totally helps you find the best flowers to bring to Alcina if you tell him about your little crush
(What can I say? He's a hopeless romantic)
Posted On: 7/18/2021
Lady Dimitrescu is ya know...
The fact that 8,000 people reblogged this 😂Alcina’s gonna have a booked schedule these next few weeks
Happy Halloween!
Y/N: Hey, Alci, there's something on your butt!
Lady Dimitrescu: Where? I can't see it.
Y/N: Right there.
Lady Dimitrescu: And what is that?
Y/N: My gaze)))
I haven't drawn a lot of Mia/Miranda but I do have these from 2022. Ain't no one every convincing me these two didn't have something freaky going on during their years working together 🧐
Side-blog for Lady D fics as I read them + general love for our lady
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