Here’s The Cake Scene From “Do You See Me? (Please Tell Me You Do)” I May Have Taken Some Liberties,

I haven't drawn a lot of Mia/Miranda but I do have these from 2022. Ain't no one every convincing me these two didn't have something freaky going on during their years working together 🧐

Shout out to the Lady Dimitrescu fanfic writers who do that grab chin to look at me thing, very fruity of you all.

@countessmillarca

la belle dame sans merci (pt. 1/2)

Pairings: Lady Dimitrescu x Reader

Rating: T

Word Count: (Ch. 1/2) ~11K+

Summary: (ROYAL+BODYGUARD AU) There’s a fine line between a bold mistake and a miracle. Your foolish display of defiance earns you the assignment of standing outside the cell door of Umbrella’s prized specimen, Alcina. Your heart hopes to befriend her, this breathtaking Jupiter trapped on planet Earth, while something tells her that trusting you will be her salvation.

one - savior

[…]

“Why did you protect me?” Alcina asked, though she was unprepared for the answer.

“Because I’m selfish,” you said, a playful smile tugging on one corner of your lips, “I don’t know you but I’d like to.”

You continued to subject yourself to the heat of her gaze. The stretch of silence allowed you to break eye contact without much stir so that you could continue to fiddle with the collar of your uniform.

You watched her hand, in your peripheral vision, move in what felt like slow-motion towards your wrist again, which you let her take. Her grip was soft, but firm, and you paused, even in your breathing, suddenly self-conscious of warming the skin of her knuckle so close to your chin.

“I will not drink from you,” she said.

You frowned, “Why not?”

“Because I am selfish, too.”

[…]

[CONTINUE READING HERE ON AO3]

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I dont know if you've imagined this yet but considering that Our lovely Lady Alcina is a giant she probably has custome made straps- and I'm not just talking about the leather part that wraps around her delicious thighs.

Imagine with me if you will, Alcina holding you gently on her lap, her warm hands caressing your hot skin, pampering you with gentle neck kisses, her tongue trailing down your collar bone as she slowly balances you over to take in the tip of her ginormous strap. Being as carefully as possible as if you were made of glass, an empty bottle of lubricant sits on the nightstand as she slides do down, down, down until its entire length is inside you.

😳🤤😩💦 … I’m .. fjdkkdsksak.. well.. this ask has me sufficiently thristy, fuck 🤤

A sweet whimper, a half lidded gaze.. every inch of her strap filling you completely. A fierce crimson across your cheeks as your flushed face fell foward into her, resting against the cook of her neck. Another soft kiss to your temple as she rocked her hips slowly up, forcing a delicious heat to spill over your body and down to your core. The exquisite feeling of you stretching around the large toy, matching your hips to the rythm of her own. Your entrance slick against it as she slowly slid it in and out of you - teasing you. Your hands around your Lady’s neck.. her soft fingers down your back. A deep cry ripping from your body as she quickened her pace, thrusting her strap deep, deep inside of you. Filling you in a way that you didn’t even know possible. Your wetness gushing out of your core and onto her soft skin beneath you. Every inch of you set a blaze, alert - waiting for whenever she was willing to give you. Each movement of her masterful hips only stretching you more - pushing you past any brink of pleasure you had felt before. The tip of her finger against your clit.. a soundless moan.. a mutter of a cry, strangled deep within your throat as the deep ache in your core grew relentless.. as it became all encompassing. Invading every cell in your body as the stars in your eyes spilled over. “Such a good, sweet pet.” She’ll whisper. “Taking so much of their Lady.” Smirking before she bucks her hips up into you again, forcing fireworks behind you eyes. Holding your hips in place as she continues to utterly wreck you… 💦💦💦💦💦

I’m.. fuck.. fjdkdkska.. that made me .. way too thirsty 🤤🤤 Thanks for this, dear 🤤 djddks

This Woman's Work Part I (Alcina x Fem!Reader Fanfic)

Warnings: NSFW at the beginning, but the rest is just fluff. Also some morning sickness and nosebleeding.

Part II Part III

You awaken to sunlight filtering through the curtains in your bedroom. You try to stretch, but find it a tad difficult. Especially considering your 9’6” vampire wife has cocooned herself around you. You gently move your body so you are facing Alcina. There have been so many moments like this in your marriage where you can hardly believe you have the pleasure of waking up every morning next to such a beautiful creature. You take her in, from the creases under her eyes, her long lashes framing her pale cheeks, her adorable laugh lines, and her parted lips free of her usual deep carmine pigment. You love moments like this when she is in such a deep slumber as it is the most peaceful you’ve ever seen her.

You press your lips gently to her temple and see those gorgeous golden eyes open. She smiles and runs a thumb along your cheek. You lean into her touch kissing the palm of her hand. “Good morning, draga mea,” she says, giving you a chaste kiss.

“Good morning, my love,” you say, stretching your arms above your head. “Do we have anything special planned today?” You turn to her and can’t help but notice the way Alcina is looking at your body arch as its stretches.

Alcina gives you a wolfish grin. “We haven’t anything planned until after luncheon.” She suddenly takes you in her powerful arms and flips you so she is above you. “So we have the whole morning to ourselves.”

You suddenly find that your mouth has run dry. The neck of her nightgown is gaping, so you can see the full outline of each breast.

She takes you gently by the chin and presses her lips to yours. You pull her down so she is lying down on top of you and weave your hands through her raven hair. She shifts her body weight so she doesn’t crush you and deepens the kiss, coaxing your mouth open with her tongue. You take her wrists and place them above you on either side of the pillow.

Alcina breaks from the kiss and chuckles. “Iubirea mea, how will I take your clothes off now?”

“You can use your teeth, can’t you?” you reply breathlessly.

Alcina breaks out into a wicked smile. “Great idea.”

She lowers herself near your chest and takes the ribbon fastening your nightgown in her teeth. The glint of her fangs flashes in the early morning light. You gasp as she rips the ribbon out and the top of your nightgown falls away, revealing your breasts. She cups one of your breasts and moves in to kiss you again. However, you notice her smile falls and a look of concern crosses her face.

“Darling, what’s wrong?” you ask, trying and failing to keep the whine out of your voice. “Why did you stop?”

She puts a hand to your nose and it comes away bloody. “Your nose is bleeding?”

“What?”

“Here, sit up.” Aclina pulls you up to a sitting position on the bed and adjusts your nightgown so your chest is covered again. She fetches one of her handkerchiefs from the nightstand and presses it to your nose. “Just hold it there and try not to move too much. There’s a good girl.”

Alcina stays there while you keep the handkerchief pressed to your nose to stem the blood flow. “Sorry, I know this isn’t very attractive,” you apologize.

“Darling, that is the furthest thing on my mind right now.” She brushes a stray curl from your forehead. “I just want to ensure that you’re alright.”

Once the blood has stopped flowing, the entire handkerchief is soiled. “Sorry about your handkerchief.”

“Iubirea mea, that handkerchief has seen so much blood over the years. This isn’t the worst it’s been, trust me.” She looks at you with such tender concern your heart melts. “How are you feeling now?’

You feel your stomach lurch. “I think I’m gonna puke.”

Luckily you make it to the bathroom in time.

You lean against the toilet scene, spent from heaving. You glance over at Alcina who had been holding your hair while you were sick. A look of worry has creased her brow. “Maybe we should take you to Mother Miranda and have her take a look at you.”

You shake your head. “No, I’m sure I must have caught something while I was in the village.”

Alcina gives you a stubborn look. “No malady I know gives you nosebleeds in addition to nausea.”

You’re about to protest, when suddenly it dawns on you. “I’m late.”

“Late for what, darling?”

“My cycle,” you lean your head against the bathroom wall, your nausea having passed for the moment. “I was supposed to have it last week.”

Alcina’s breath hitches. “Does that mean…?”

“Only one way to find out!” you say grabbing a pregnancy test from the medicine cabinet. You turn to your wife, who is still standing there. “Er…This bit’s rather private.”

Alcina tilts her head in confusion. “Draga mea, I’ve seen every inch of you. I don’t think there’s anything I’ve missed.”

You feel your cheeks redden. “Aclina, do you know the way a pregnancy test works?”

Your wife shakes her head, her curls bouncing to and fro. “I’m ashamed to admit I don’t know.”

You motion for her to lower her dark head so you can whisper it in her ear. Her brow knots in confusion. “Isn’t that a bit archaic given the technological advances of your species?”

“They haven’t found anything better,” you say brightly and give her a playful slap on the bum. “Now, shoo.”

You wash your hands and brush your teeth for good measure while waiting for the results. When you are done, you glance at the stick and behold two parallel lines. No doubt about it now. You are pregnant.

Alcina raps her hands on the door. “Iubirea mea? May I come in now?”

You wipe a tear from your eye and smile. “Yes, darling.”

She comes in, bending her head under the frame. She is wringing her hands, a nervous habit.

“We’re pregnant!”

Alcina doesn’t move for the longest time. She puts her hand on her heart and then rushes over to you and takes your face in her hands. She gives you a kiss on the forehead and leans it against yours. Her aureate eyes are brimming over with tears of joy.

The moment is broken when your daughters suddenly materialize from the bug shrouds. They begin talking all at once. “Maman? Is it true that you’re pregnant?” “Maman, did you cheat on Mother? I’ll kill you if you did!” “Oh, thank God that means I’m not the youngest anymore!”

You wave a placating hand over their babble. “Girls, girls, yes I’m pregnant. No, I did not cheat on your mother.”

Alcina turns her adoring gaze from you to her daughters. “We actually meant to tell you girls this, but we have been consulting with Mother Miranda for us to have a child. The embryo was implanted a couple months ago and we weren’t sure if it would be a success, but-” She gives you a peck on the cheek. “It worked!”

The girls erupt into cheers. Caught up in the jubilation, Alcina picks you up and swings you around. The smile falls from her face as she sees your face turn green. “Oh, dear.”

Lucky for both of you, you’re already in the bathroom.

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I'll Protect You: AO3 & Tumblr

În Viață Și În Moarte: AO3 & Tumblr

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I’ve Got You: AO3 & Tumblr

Just The Way You Are: AO3 & Tumblr

Learning The Hard Way [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

Safe With Me: AO3 & Tumblr

Taking Care Of You: AO3 & Tumblr

Tonight’s Theme: Being Selfish: AO3 & Tumblr

You Had Me Worried: AO3 & Tumblr

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11; Tricked And Treated [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

12; Consider Us Even [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

36; Watch Your Mouth [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

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97 & 100; All Yours [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

99; Famished [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

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Only You, Forever and Always [NSFW]: AO3 & Tumblr

Picture Perfect: AO3 & Tumblr

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A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream: AO3 & Tumblr: Chapter 1

Make Me Feel Better: AO3 & Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3

Some Things Stay The Same And Some Times They Change: AO3 & Tumblr: Part 1,

What About What I Want: AO3 & Tumblr: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

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IM ON MY KNEES OH MY GOD…..PLEASE RAIL ME…

Ethan Winters: Do you know how many disgusting and terrible things she did???? *points at Lady Dimitrescu*

Y/N: You know what, mate? *sits closer to him* I eat pussy, no morals.

Ethan: Oh, mY GOODNESS!!!

Y/N: I prefer to call her "Mommy", by the way. Thanks for asking.

Ethan: ...but I did not... STOP! What did you just say???!!!

Y/N: *chuckles*

Lady Dimitrescu: *proud momma look* Good girl

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u