Sorry for another one but I my head this sounded funnier!! Reader needs to take her medicine but it’s literally ultimate cat and mouse to catch the reader to take it 😂😭~
(maybe it ends in the reader with a broken toe Jk-
I randomly opened up my inbox and saw I had request!!! I’m sorry I missed this before!! I honestly dk how old this is but let’s get to it!
Warnings: None enjoy!
You ran, your heart beating out of your chest wasn’t stopping you while you took a sharp left. The click of her heels only getting closer the more you ran.
This isn’t working!
You think to yourself as you scan the halls for somewhere to hide. Your eyes lock onto a familiar door and you sprint pushing your abused legs as fast as you can, you bust through the door into the familiar area of the foyer. Booming down the stairs you nearly fall as you reach the bottom. Hearing the door behind you slam open you throw a quick look over your shoulder seeing the nine foot countess bend through the doorway. As she straightens up she meets your eyes with a glare, the pill bottle still in hand. You run again, determined to win your little game you sprint to the left through the double doors but smirk. You had a trick up your sleeve. Turning right you quickly make your way down the steps to a door. Quietly cracking the door you slip through it sprinting around the corner into the Duke’s room. The Duke has come to set up shop today making this the perfect place to hide.
“Why hello Y/N! How are you doing today?”
You nod your head respectfully at the Duke before putting your finger to your lips to shush him.
“Do you have anywhere I can hide?”
You ask out of breath desperately searching the room for a place to squeeze your body into.
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The fact that 8,000 people reblogged this 😂Alcina’s gonna have a booked schedule these next few weeks
ty @emcads for making me snort smoothie out of my nose. this really do be how it do be .
I haven't drawn a lot of Mia/Miranda but I do have these from 2022. Ain't no one every convincing me these two didn't have something freaky going on during their years working together 🧐
Warnings: NSFW
You are trying to go about your daily tasks in Castle Dimitrescu but are finding it very hard to focus. It could be the fact that spring has finally arrived in Romania, the birds chirping, the sun beaming down from the heavens, the snow finally melting away to make way for new life teeming from the earth.
It could also be the fact that your wedding to Alcina Dimitrescu, the love of your life and the Lady of the Castle is tomorrow.
The housekeeper turns in your direction and gives you a pointed look. “Are you going to stand there all day away with the fairies, dearie, or are you going to polish those candelabras like I asked?”
You immediately snap back to reality. “Of course! Sorry, Mrs. Fischer.”
Mrs. Fischer shakes her head, clucking to herself. “Tomorrow you may be the Lady Consort, but today you are still a maid and you have your duties to perform.” She inspects you over the half-moon spectacles perched over her nose. “Now I expect you to polish those candelabras until they sparkle!”
“Right away, Mrs. Fischer.” You turn and set to work on your polishing.
“Oh, and Y/N?” Mrs. Fischer calls over her shoulder.
“Yes, Mrs. Fischer?”
She gives you a conspiratorial wink. “Congratulations, dearie.”
You can’t help but be shocked. Mrs. Fischer never gave out compliments or congratulations freely. You only knew you were doing a job correctly if she wasn't constantly checking up on you to make sure you didn’t mess anything up. You start to get emotional in spite of yourself. You may have started out working at Castle Dimitrescu as extra income for your aging parents, but there had always been something satisfying about taking care of a large house. You didn’t even mind the extra hours that you put in saving up for your engagement ring to Alcina, which had turned even more beautiful than you could have imagined.
Alcina had put her foot down about you staying on in your job once the two of you got married, however. “Darling, after our vows, you’ll be a part of this house. Your place will be with our family, not working for it,” she had said, taking your chin in her hand and stroking your cheek.
You finally agreed and she smiled indulgently at you as you asked to work just one last day, for old time’s sake. “Of course, draga mea,” she said, pressing a kiss to the back of your hand. “If that is what you wish.”
A sudden crash breaks you from your reverie and you smile as you see one of the parlor maids, Constanza, making her way over to you with a sheepish grin on her face after picking up the tray she had dropped on the floor. Constanza was a lovely young woman with auburn hair and blue eyes, perfect for a parlor maid. Unfortunately, she was also very accident-prone. She finally comes to a stop in front of you with a silver tray. On the tray is a single envelope sealed in wax with Dimitrescu family crest
“Good morning Y/N!” Constanza says brightly. Then thinking better of it she tries, “Er, good morning Miss -no, Lady Consort- wait you’re not Lady Consort yet-”
You stop her before she can continue her babbling and put a placating hand on her arm. “Constanza, you’ve been working here as long as I have. You can still be familiar with me if you want to.”
Constanza breathes a sigh of relief and breaks out into a grin. “So the big day’s tomorrow! Are you excited?”
Yes, you were excited. And nervous. And terrified as all hell. But you give her a smile as you say, “Yes, Connie I am. Alcina and I have been waiting for this day a long time.” It still felt weird to say Alcina’s given name out loud and not in private like when you were first courting.
Then your attention turns to the sealed envelope on the tray Constanza is holding. “Is that for me?” you prompt.
Constanza’s face suddenly turns a lovely shade of puce and her blue eyes grow wide behind their spectacles. “Er- yes, the Lady herself gave it to me with, er, very specific instructions to tell you to not look at it until you’re alone in your room. At night. She said she would give you a call when she wants you to open it”
You feel your own cheeks start to burn as you take the envelope off the tray. “Thank you, Constanza, I’ll just take this back to my room for now.”
Constanza gives you a nod and turns to leave. Suddenly she turns around and gives you a brief curtsy. You suddenly notice all the other servants of the house staring at you and you feel a pang of sadness as you realize you won’t be able to interact with them as freely as you normally could. You’ll be in your own separate worlds.
Without a word you head back to your room, the envelope clutched in your hand. Night cannot come soon enough.
***
After what seems like eons, night has finally fallen on House Dimitrescu. You’re alone in your bedroom pacing back and forth like a caged animal. You’re not used to sleeping alone as for the past couple of months you had been sharing your bed with Alcina in her bedchambers. However, Alcina’s daughters- no, your daughters too, soon- had insisted that it would be bad luck for the two of you to see each other before the wedding. It had taken you aback as you hadn’t considered the girls to be traditional, but they were insistent and after some protesting, Alcina had finally relented.
Still it wasn’t easy. You hadn’t seen Alcina all day since you had left her side this morning. You had heard her talking with the Duke outside earlier discussing last minute wedding arrangements, her elegant velvety voice carrying through the entrance hall. You had longed to run over and put your arms around her, burying your face in the curve of her hip, but you held yourself back out of respect for your future daughters’ wishes.
The phone begins to ring loudly in your bedroom and with your heart already pounding, you pick it up off the hook and hold the receiver to your ear. “Yes?”
“Draga mea?” Your heart skips a beat as you hear your fiancee's voice on the other line. “Is that you?”
“Yes,” you say, holding the receiver closer to your ear.
“Did you receive the envelope I addressed to you this morning?”
“Yes,” you say. The envelope is on a nearby table with your name on it in Alcina’s beautiful cursive handwriting with a letter opener nearby, ready for opening. “Can I open it now?”
“Not so fast, pet,” Alcina’s voice takes on a teasing quality. “You didn’t look at the contents inside did you?”
“No.” But you were certainly tempted throughout the day to sneak a peek. You held firm, though, knowing that even after all the waiting it would be worth it.
“Good girl,” Alcina purrs on the other line. “You’ve been so very patient and that ought to be rewarded. But first, tell me, what are you wearing right now?”
Immediately you wished you had put on sexier clothes than just your nightgown. Oh well. You have to deal with what you got. “Just my nightgown. Nothing fancy, I’m afraid.”
“Oh? Is it the one with the ribbon in the front?”
“Yes,” you say looking down at your nightgown. There is indeed a ribbon in the front. You remember when it’s unfastened that it reveals more of your cleavage. Your outfit choice might not have been so bad after all.
You can tell that Alcina is recalling the exact same thing as she says, “Loosen up the ribbon for me, dear, would you?”
You loosen up the ribbon and the nightgown slips off your shoulders slightly. You’re finding breathing normally difficult. You feel a slight pinch as you feel your nipples grow hard at the sound of Alcina’s husky voice.
Alcina chuckles. “All right, dear, I’ll stop torturing you. You may open the envelope now.”
You practically lunge over to the table to slice open the envelope. Inside are a bunch of photographs taken with a vintage style camera. As you take out the first one you see that Alcina is featured on it and you suspect that the rest all show her as well.
“Now, pet,” Alcina purrs. “Tell me exactly what you see in the first picture.”
You hold the picture in your hand to the light to get a better look. “You’re sitting in front of your mirror. Your hair is down and your hat is off. You’re, um, wearing a black peignoir and brushing your hair. It’s all, uh, very tasteful.”
Alcina lets out a laugh like tinkling bells. “Oh, rest assured, darling, the rest of the pictures will become progressively less tasteful.”
Your mouth runs dry and you feel your palms have grown sweaty. You wipe them on your nightgown before continuing.
You take out the second picture. “Just like before, pet. Describe it to me and leave no detail out.”
You clear your throat. “You’re standing before the window and smoking. You’ve cast off your peignoir and are wearing a red and black lingerie set. The bustier is black and your garter is clipped to red stockings, the exact shade of your lipstick.” You swallow before continuing. “You look stunning.”
She lets out a girlish giggle at that. “Thank you, darling. Speaking of garters, how about you unhook yours?”
With shaking hands you unhook your garter belt and peel down your stockings. You push the skirt of your nightgown up a little bit, but you know to wait until Alcina gives you further instructions.
Onto the next one then. You take it out and you suddenly find your mouth moving but no words coming out.
“Dearest?” Alcina prompts. “The next photo?”
“Um,” you stammer. “Your back is turned to the camera now and er, the back is very um, sheer.” The back indeed is very sheer with only a thin layer of lace covering the curve of her hips. You feel your core growing hot with desire. You feel your arousal drip down your bare leg.
“You sound a tad overwhelmed, darling,” Alcina purrs. “If you need to take some time for yourself you may do so now.”
Now that she had given you express permission you glide your hand up your skirt and slip it into your already dripping cunt. You let out a soft gasp as you feel your fingers move inside you. It’s not the same feeling as when Alcina’s fingers are inside you, but at this point anything will do. You can hardly wait for your wedding night. You try to maintain the pace she usually uses.
“There, pet,” Alcina is panting now too on the other line. “Just like that. Now the next picture, please.”
Alcina’s moans from the other line are driving you to distraction but you hold the phone against your shoulder while you use the other hand that is not in your core to pick up the next photo.
“You know what to do, now, draga mea,” Alcina gasps out.
The last photo nearly takes you out. You feel your climax building as you describe it to Alcina. She is sitting at the foot of the bed, her lingerie set on the floor, her legs open. You take in her full breasts and the soft black down that covers her nethers. One of her arms is extended and you see her muscles rippling in her shoulders as she beckons you teasingly to the bed.
You cry out her name as you orgarsm and you lean your head against the table, spent. “Good girl,” Alcina purrs, still riding out her own climax. “That was but a foretaste of what our wedding night will be. I do hope you’re prepared, dear.”
“Yes,” you practically squeak.
“Good to hear,” Alcina chortles. “Well, I suppose we ought to get our rest before tomorrow. I’ll see you in the morning, my bride.”
You blush scarlet at Alcina calling you her bride. You could definitely get used to that. You have something prepared too. “Alcina?”
“Yes, my dear?”
“Te iubesc, draga mea.”
You can almost see Alcina’s beautiful face break out into a grin, her eyes crinkling in the corners, cheeks dimpling. “Your pronunciation has much improved, dearest. Very well done. And I love you too, darling. Noapte bună.”
You fasten back up your nightgown and head over to the bed. You are not the least bit surprised when you find you can’t sleep. There is simply so much to be excited about.
While on my half dragon kick, I decided to redraw an old drawing I did that was inspired by Old Addictions Die Hard, chapter 18
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31491437/chapters/82512904
every mother think their kids are deaf 😂
Cassandra : STFU ! 😂
oh mighty writer, bless today with.. y/n being cat vibes and alcina just trying to pick them up
Okay because see all I want is for Alcina to hold me and to never let me go :) Enjoy!
Alcina and you have a great relationship! You are a little weird, but in a cute way that Alcina loves.
Alcina and her daughters say you’re like a cat, literally Alcina’s pet. You tend to behave like a cat and they love you for it! They think it’s adorable and love to keep you around the castle.
You take a lot of naps and when you sleep you curl up on your side. When you wake up you stretch your back out like a cat as well.
If Alcina’s working in her office you’ll sleep in her lap or on one of her chairs. Sometimes you can just sleep on the floor curled up on your side. There’s this nice spot on the floor that has sunlight coming in and you love to bring a pillow and blanket and just nap there until she’s done working.
You LOVE climbing everything! The stairs, hanging off the railings, scaling the wall and sometimes you’ll even try to climb on Alcina. You just jump on one of her legs and start working your way up.
Sometimes Daniela will help you find new things to climb or be the lookout for you. Alcina doesn’t like you climbing on things in the castle because you’re a tiny human and you can easily get hurt.
Daniela’s not really good at being a lookout for you, she usually watches you and cheers you on which always alerts her mother. She’ll pick you up and set you back down on the floor. If you’re too high up she’ll have Daniela fly up to you and carry you down in her swarm.
When you’re angry with someone you’ll actually hiss at them. Or give them an angry growl. Or just stare daggers at them.
When you’re happy you do this cute thing where you smile with your eyes closed, like how a cat does. You also like to knead on Alcina when you’re happy with her just because.
You also do this thing that Alcina just absolutely adores where you rub your face up against her and snuggle up to her. She likes to carry you around the castle when she’s walking from her room to the office or basement or literally anywhere. She’ll take you anywhere she wants to, she just likes holding you.
It’s not uncommon to find Alcina walking around with you in her arms. She loves holding you and when she sits you’re still in her lap. She would never let you go if you’d let her hold you all day.
When you’re done being held you’ll just jump off of her lap and down to the floor. Just, plop! On the floor chilling with no warning at all. It used to make Alcina jump but she’s gotten used to it by now.
Bela, Cassandra and Daniela have taken cuddling to the extreme with you. They also like to lay in the sunlight with you and snuggle close. They can’t really sleep well because of their vampirism like tendencies, but they’ll lay silently with their eyes closed.
Alcina finds it adorable when she finds you and her daughters laying together in the sunlight.
Hope you enjoyed! So fun fact, I read a wiki how for how to act like a cat to get some ideas and look I love cats, but some people are weird, ok?
Hope you enjoyed!
My safe home
You really get a sense of how tall she really is in off-camera mods. ;)
Side-blog for Lady D fics as I read them + general love for our lady
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