AMAZING ICE SKATING AU ❄

everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred

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lasik (scott): 1) gifted kid burnout + eldest sibling syndrome 2) leader by choice(..?) 3) “this is fine.”

mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations

:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!

skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!

e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots

“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth

actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention

toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn

bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts

scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh

hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures

professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all

grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer

weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else

mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons

another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children

magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children

Seeing familiar faces again...

Sketch dump! :D

secret identity

finally posting that phantom thief au fic with Red Son and MK

(this is only called “secret identity” because it’s said SO MANY times in this fic it was all i could think of for a title

Word Count: 1.8k

Warning: MK has a cut on his arm, so if even the slightest mention of an injury freaks u out be careful with that

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Red Son hissed as he pulled himself off the ground. He wasn’t injured too badly, nothing that would leave more than a bruise, but-

The ceiling collapsing in the middle of a heist was probably not part of the plan.

(You’d think the museum would’ve had measures to prevent cave ins, considering it was built underground. For some reason. Red Son hadn’t really been paying much attention when Macaque had been explaining the building’s history, he’d been more so focused on the treasures contained within.

And on MK’s heist notice. That had taken up most of his attention).

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Do you think he is a menace to them or is it the other way around?

she & Jack are so “Dad and the cat he said we couldn’t keep” to me

Monkey dads things

Red son in loose ponytail slash with Earings? Sure here ya go Simps.

Here's my Ocs looks for both of their home dimensions.

There only 4 ways to represent Sun Wukong:

1) "Huh, yeah, that's a monkey alright"

2) Cute Gremlin

3) Fury Bait

4) "Wait a minute! That's not a monkey! That's a hot dude!"

We should make a diagram about it

Sources (in order):

-Journey to the West, Legends of the Monkey King (1999)

-Le Roi Singe, Chaiko (comics) (2019-2020)

-Lego Monkie Kid (2020- )

-Legends Summarized: The Journey to the West (Part VIII), by Red/Overly Sarcastic Productions on youtube.

-Monkey King: Hero Is Back (2015)

-Monkey King: Reborn (2021)

-The New Legends of Monkey (2018)

-A Korean Odyssey (2017)