Latest Posts by lady-st4rdustt - Page 9
Sirius breaking into James' apartment with the whole gang on the morning of his birthday to surprise him.
Sirius making sure everyone is hidden and quiet when footsteps start to approach from the hallway.
Everyone jumping up and shouting surprise at Regulus of all people, clad in nothing but sweatpants that are a little too long to be his own, with aged and new hickeys all over his neck, chest and stomach that undoubtedly also lead under the tightened waistband.
Regulus screaming in fright and retreating back down the corridor to use James as a wall against the onslaught of questions.
Sirius going mad.
james, on facetime w the boys: and this is the shrine i've made-dedicated to my husband. my husband that's been missing for months now. god, i miss him so much.
remus, w sirius in the frame looking concerned: is this why you called us...?
james: and this is where i sit and hope for his quick return to me. i still catch the smell of his cologne, like a ghost that haunts my now lonely home.
peter: ... james, do you need us to call someone??
james: and here is where i sit and weep, mourning every passing day without him. when will he return! i miss him too much!
regulus, coming back home from walking the dog: what the hell are you doing.
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
Remus hitting his head under the table, for the third time
James: [points] are you sure about him?
Sirius:
Sirius: [points]
Regulus trying to set his homework on fire
James:
James: touché
In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:
Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact
Peter: Does it have to be our parents?
Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency
Sirius: Perfect
Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?
Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends
Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother
James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...
All: ...
Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!
Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!
James: ...
Madame Pomfrey: ...
Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...
Sirius:
Remus:
James:
Remus: Wait...
Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!
"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
regulus:
Regulus: James pissed me off today, so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Regulus: There's nothing special about tomorrow.
Regulus: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.
Remus:
Remus: Genius.
“It’s no use, Regulus, we’ve gotta have it out,” James cried, “I have loved you ever since I’ve-”
“Stop quoting Little Women at me, James,” Regulus said through gritted teeth. “We are not getting married.”
“But-”
“I’m seventeen, you are eighteen. We are not getting married,” Regulus repeated.
“I have loved you ever since I’ve-”
“James.”
oh god... the real world... bleh
and I'm forced to endure it for the next 6 hours straight?!
writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies
can I stay in bed until 2025
You know the brain rot is real when you see a newspaper article about an art heist and think wow can’t believe they made it on the actual news 💀
Fleamont and Euphemia moved to the UK as adults, so James grew up speaking mostly Punjabi at home, his parents never being particularly confident in their English skills and being much more comfortable speaking in their mother tongue.
So whilst he is fluent in English, occasionally he will forget a word or phrase and he will say it in Punjabi first. This happens a lot in first year especially, and again at the beginning of each school year as he adjusts after a summer barely speaking English.
The other marauders find this hilarious so over time it becomes a game for them where James will act out the word charades style for everyone to try to guess.
When Regulus moves in with the Potters and joins the group, he initially doesn't want to join in the game but very quickly becomes unbeatable.
Everyone just assumes that it's just one of those things he's good at because he's weirdly clever so they don't question it too much.
Until one day James overhears Regulus talking to Fleamont in fluent Punjabi and he realises he learned a whole language, just so that his parents can have one more person in their home that they can speak to in their own language.
That is the day James Potter starts to fall in love with Regulus Black
“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
Petition for Jily and Jegulus shippers to stop fighting and start making out.
gay gasp
FUCK YOU
*ungays your marauders*
What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.
remember kids
what in the everloving fuck is he smoking
y'know that feeling where you just want to run into a field?
That's the field calling out to you
you should go into the field
let it consume you
leave the world you know and leave it all for the eternal field
stay there
stay there forever
until you become the field
hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?