“I can’t make you understand. I can’t make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I can’t even explain it to myself.”
— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help
*sound of glass shattering in the other room*
James: It doesn’t always work though.
really love the idea of regulus being oh so mean and cold and detached in his human form but a cutie patootie in his animagus form (little kitty). like he just curls on james’ lap and purrs and meows and licks his cheeks and bites him gently and nudges him with his rosy little nose and
james thinks he's too mcuh and regulus thinks he's not enough thank you and goodnight
regulus has the most in depth curly hair routine ever known to man. he uses fancy shampoo that he imports from france and everything.
james uses grocery store shampoo and his curls are held together by sheer force of will.
reg will never not be angry that james has softer hair than him.
so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
my mice staring at the shadowy figure twitching, sobbing and cackling in front if a large glowing box at 3AM:
(i’m rereading crimson rivers)
regulus:
“Oh look at this very inclusive fandom based around Harry Potter’s dead parents and their friends. This seems like a great place for me!” I says with joys.
I was then shot 57 times.