Fanfiction Truly Being The Savior For Everyones Sanity

I’m so sorry, it’s ok - I’ll find my way to the corner to stand there..

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

Some marauders doodles! Reg with the bunny hat is my fav 🫠

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

🎨: siryusart on x

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

down bad regulus x down bad james is the only way jegulus works btw

even if they started as friends with benefits, james brought a ring the first week they started their little rendezvous. and regulus left his toothbrush in james' flat so anyone that goes there would think he lives there too, he also started to look for houses close to the sea for them.

they confess their feelings on their native language all the time and pretend they just said some random bullshit .

james told effie and monty about regulus instantly. regulus did to narcissa as well.

they both have a wedding planned.

they are so down bad for each other but it still takes them ages to get together

your story doesn’t have to make sense right now. neither do you. just put a guy on a horse and make him sad.

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone