“what Kind Of Things Did You Do?”

SO WOULD THE VALKYRIES

rip Barty Crouch Junior, you would've loved Dazey and the Scouts

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with Remus Lupin tonight. Stay tuned.

girl listens to phoebe bridgers and ethel cain at 9 am and wonders why she wants to slit her wrists

the james potter inside me takes over a little more with every post

James Potter is the type of person to like a tiktok and then unlike it after reading the comments

Sorry for being gross and weird, it's because I'm gross and weird