This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

This is the rare money moomin . Reblog and money will come your way !

could we get nsfw headcanons for the horned king from the black cauldron, pretty please? :^)))

Hmmm, let me see!~ Since you asked so nicely. This should be interesting… 

is it weird this NSFW ban has actually made me more enthusiastic to write NSFW? 

I hope this is good! 

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Okay, so, I can say with utter certainty after assessing many photos of this demonish creature, that he does in fact, have skin and muscle. Which I hadn’t thought before since I’ve only seen this movie once(Really should rectify that, as it looks super cute). So he has a dick. Great. Makes this easier. 

Although he doe shave one, though, he prefers to give, funnily enough. 

And let me tell you, The Horned King is secretly a dirty little male slut. Excuse my words. But that is what he is and I couldn’t come up with anything nicer. 

He loves dealing blow jobs where he will deep throat you(And he’s got a really long tongue, absolutely covering your manhood with his saliva) while looking up at you with the dirtiest, most seductive of looks. 

Just imagine. Him down there sucking you off and looking up at you with those deep, ruby red, glowing eyes of his. 

Also loves fingering and playing with your pussy with his tongue. (Again, while looking up at you sitting his thrown, preferably) 

Very bossy during sex. 

Is not afraid to do you in any place, and any position possible. 

Actually, he loves doing it in front of people. 

Favourite place to do it is on the thrown. 

Loves you to call him ‘Master’ or ‘All Powerful one’. The more narcissistic really, the better. 

Its a total turn on for him if you tug at his horns. 

Help please!💮

I really hate to ask, but I can’t afford to eat the rest of this week, I haven’t been eating all week, and I know this isn’t healthy. If anyone could help me out, I’d appreciate it so so much. Even if you can’t donate, if you could share this, I’d be just as happy! Thank you so so much in advance!

Here’s my cashapp: $HusselHobbs

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

Do you have any hc of the crew preferences for their s/o? (For example if they would prefer them older/younger,chubby/thin,blonde/brunette,funny/serious etc...)

PSA: YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN WAYS! There is nothing wrong with who you are and I find it super important to embrace your uniqueness! There's only one of you so please, never apologize for being you ^~^

Flug:

~ I feel like Flug really doesn't care about what his s/o looks like he wears a paper bag for crying out loud

~ However, he loves freckles (I can see it as a kink/turn on for him)

~ He doesn't care if you shave or not, any sort of physical contact is good enough for him

~ He loves the chub, good hugs bring up his mood when things go to hell

~ As far as age goes, he likes to date someone either 3 years younger or older, so there's not a huge age gap

Demencia:

~ Gotta be sophisticated and proper so it balances out her chaotic energy

~ She loooves piercings and tattoos, each thing is a story and that's important to her

~ She's also got a thing for scars, it proves that you not only got hurt you survived

~ Hey if you have dyed hair, that's great! But she's a sucker for black hair

~ I can see Dem being REALLY into muscles

Black Hat:

~ Everyone is gonna be younger than him so he doesn't care about age (unless they're like a child)

~ He prefers a quiet being, but doesn't mind a rambunctious person too much He lives with Dem, he has to deal with it

~ He LOVES red/ginger hair, it's so rare to see someone with it so you'll literally be his rare gem

~ He's a sucker for blue, green, hazel, brown and gray eyes (if you have multicolors or two different colors, he's gonna MELT)

~ Gotta have nice lips, he loves a person that wears lipstick especially a bright red one ooh la la~!

((Also give love to Blitzy Blitzwing for making that sexy ass gif))

When you’re trying to write good kissing scene in fanfic

but every time it looks like…