Lacklustermermaids - H

there’s nothing sluttier than a good pair of crew socks on a man

I spent no time on this.

— March 25, 1915 / Franz Kafka diaries

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

currently feeling like when josie packard turned into a doorknob

how listening to perverts by ethel cain at midnight got me feeling

and I think that's beautiful