Woo Gays. Gay It Up.

Franz Kafka, from a letter to Milena Jesenka featured in "Letters to Milena,

why’s Richard Alpert so luscious bro all the other hostiles are dirty no shoes dressed like they robbed a gentrified crystal store while Richard wakes up every morning and does his stolen dharma initiative approved 23 step skincare routine

Absolute diva

🏡⊹ ࣪°｡⋆⸜ this town's the same as you left it .

🌰 cincinatti, oh

art donaldson is a midwest boy 2 me!!! something about him just screams ohio to me and he would definitely be from the suburbs but when someone asks where he's from he says "cinci"

🌴 tampa, fl

there are times where i want to project onto her and say she's a southern peach from atl but something in my heart just tells me she's a florida girl. she's from somewhere hot and artrick are both from somewhere cold idk just trust me on that. swamp princess, doechii on her game day playlist...

🏙️ long island, ny

as someone who knows far too many people from long island, i swear this is too accurate. i legitimately couldn't think of a single other place that he could be from, this is canon 2 me

my fav video at the moment

Challengers taught me I don't hate polamory I just hate it when ugly people do it

currently feeling like when josie packard turned into a doorknob

OH MY GOD

if YOU'RE having sex at work, and I'M having sex at work, WHO IS REFINING THE MACRODATA?