LMAOOOOOOOO

yeah..

girl why u so obsessed with dick? why not pussy

girl idfk, why is the sky blue and not green

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

he’s suchhhhh a loser i need him so bad

Josh O'Connor as Patrick Zweig in Luca Guadagnino's Challengers

i think i might try waterboarding myself