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#ethel cain #perverts

I spent no time on this.

🏡⊹ ࣪°｡⋆⸜ this town's the same as you left it .

🌰 cincinatti, oh

art donaldson is a midwest boy 2 me!!! something about him just screams ohio to me and he would definitely be from the suburbs but when someone asks where he's from he says "cinci"

🌴 tampa, fl

there are times where i want to project onto her and say she's a southern peach from atl but something in my heart just tells me she's a florida girl. she's from somewhere hot and artrick are both from somewhere cold idk just trust me on that. swamp princess, doechii on her game day playlist...

🏙️ long island, ny

as someone who knows far too many people from long island, i swear this is too accurate. i legitimately couldn't think of a single other place that he could be from, this is canon 2 me

creator was sick and connected some dots

NEED to share a cig and flirt with him under the moonlight

oh fuck

I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating

there’s nothing sluttier than a good pair of crew socks on a man

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.