I Love This Sm Thatnk You

okay but i want this.

further proof my brain is broken: I legit dreamed that they made a Hamilton style musical but like, with Napoleon. it was obviously full of historical errors ( I do not remember details but he got romantically involved with the queen of Prussia at one point somehow?) and the fall out was huge. the internet went wild. it was trending everywhere. there were like 6 different types of discourse. everyone demanded a statement form the French president who remained oddly quiet. Multiple countries summoned their ambassadors.  the European Union issued a declaration. I had to check Tumblr after waking up just to feel safe again

reasonable villain enjoyers have it rough because on the one hand you have to deal with people who woobify your villain faves and sandpaper away their hard edges (and most interesting qualities) to make them soft uwu; on the other hand there’s the folks who think your villain fave is satan incarnate or act like it’s an actual moral offence to like a fictional character who does bad things

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

Some highlights from last night's doodle session

Many Gigers and a few Leshys

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

~ THE NETHER CATHEDRAL ~

Today I finally finished this survival project I’ve been working on on and off for the past ~7 months. It’s my first megabuild ever and I’m very proud of it. :)

One of the two fireplaces

Stairway. The platform is held by massive pillars underwater

Reblogs appreciated! (๑o̴̶̷̥᷅﹏o̴̶̷̥᷅๑)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ

reposting this here from twitter:

MASSIVE SEIZURE WARNING FOR THE HOUSE (2022) ON NETFLIX

from ~45:13 (sausage falling in the rotisserie oven) to ~46:46 (the music glitch stopping) theres like really bright flashing colors as an LED light malfunctions in universe

theres luckily an easy audio cue to tell you when it ends so you can tab out, and nothing visually plot-important happens in the scene, but i did NOT catch any sort of strobing light warning at the beginning and it super caught me off guard. stay safe yall

Gentle doge

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COME HERE CHILD. DO NOT FEAR THIS COIL OF FLESH AND WOOD.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again