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I have a special talent that turns company time into art of my wife

Danse: I'm going to be honest here, I was a little nervous about having this meeting.

Maxson: Relax Paladin, the Brotherhood accepts gay men.

Danse, lying: That's great... but I'm not gay?

Maxson, stopping mid wine pour: ....I don't believe that.

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I've seen a lot of people talk about how John is definitely a bottom and Bob is a top but let me put in my two cents

They are both switches, easily!

With how much pent up anger John has I feel like sex is his one way of letting it out, it lets him be rough when he needs it. But he also has days where he wants to be taken care of, to be told how well he is doing.

And for Bob, I honestly feel like Bob himself is a bottom for the same reason as John. He wants someone to take control and pleasure him. But when Bob feels the sentry, that God complex creeping up...he is 100% topping John. And I mean leaving his legs like jello sort of top.

In conclusion, I 100% they are both switches.

Okay, but.

Bob and Sentry accidentally switching places right in the process and John noticing it immediately without even seeing his face or irises of his eyes.

The way Bob's trembling soft moans are replaced by low grunts, the way the hand that was previously gently buried in his hair tightens to the point where it's almost too much. And then, of course, John will see how the sweetly scrunched eyebrows turned into a slight frown, how instead of an open mouth there is a clenched jaw, and how his eyes, previously full of immense love, were now filled with clear smugness and arrogance.

And John, feeling high from the fact that he's the reason they're switching uncontrollably like that, is barely able to hold back a smile.

Newly discovered gay man John Walker misunderstanding queer terminology trying to compliment Bob's new fit: You're such a cunt.

Do you guys think that Liu Kang still has human moments every now and then?

I know he's been a god for eons, but he was a human first.

He doesn't need to sleep, but he will still climb into a bed, because he remembers that a bed means comfort and rest.

He doesn't need to eat, but will still consume food because he enjoys the taste. He also likes to eat socially with others.

And now that the Earthrealm champions has been assembled again, I feel like Liu Kang struggles not to talk to them and react to them as he would have done in the original timeline.

He tries not to roll his eyes at Johnny being his usual cocky self. Tries not to be too friendly with Kung Lao as he would have done when they were like brothers. He tries not to bow and show reverence to Raiden as he would when their roles were reversed.

He still has a slip up now and then though. He once elbowed Kung Lao playfully, to which Kung Lao gave him a baffled look. He has nearly called Raiden "Lord Raiden" a couple of times.

I just feel like, no matter how long Liu Kang is a god for, he will always have that bit of human in him.

stupid post but it’s my birthday so i have to self insert with boone beret blackmail

IVE BEEN CRYING FOR A WHOLE MINTUE OVERV DEACONS FUCKING FACE PLEASE

DANSE, NO! IT'S A TRAP!!!