Me To Myself: Relax

What a weird little guy Hephaestus is for making an amusement park with traps and have the tunnel of love be a trauma dump about his rejection while playing an 80s pop song in the background. Like all of those were deliberate choices made by him.

Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain

It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.

And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.

Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.

#he truly is THE jack of all trades #love this man #eliot spencer

Eliot Spencer is: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll AND Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you AND Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you AND Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Eliot Spencer is the cinnamon roll avatar, master of all cinnamon rolls. Pass it on.

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

bilbo and frodo's is in a thursday in lotr this 22nd semptember will be on a thursday this truly is the year of matching dates to books

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

You heard Your children then, You hear Your children now. You are the same God! You answered prayers back then, And You will answer now. You are the same God! You were providing then, You are providing now. You are the same God! You moved in power then, God, move in power now. You are the same God! You were a healer then, You are a healer now. You are the same God! You were a savior then, You are a savior now. You are the same God!

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'