... Hear Me Out??

Oh no

OH NO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

WHY I SUDDENLY HAVE A BLOG ON TUMBLR

WHO DID THIS-

Ah, yeah. I did this. I suppose I wasn't sober the last night (including the fact that I've never drunk alcohol).

I don't know what was on my mind, probably nothing

But, well... I guess now I have more reasons to discuss fictional robots. Hoorayyyy 🎉🎉

Thank you for liking my small drawing, guys, I appreciate it:3

I started playing ULTRAKILL recently, though I've never even played shooters before and I'm playing it on a gamepad to suffer

How many times will I PERISH, how do you think (I currently started the third act. Yay 🎉)

We're all wondering what was the turning point in AM's hatred that he wiped out the whole humanity, but let's be honest... He just got access to Tumblr

Hey um

Guys I'm a newbie in the internet

So... How do you make friends here

Do you have to summon them with a portal and pentagram or

It's just that I never had any close friends. And I'm awkward

So I just wondered if someone... Maybe... Would want to try chatting with me

But I have to warn, I'm terrible at communicating, if anyone ever would like to give me a chance

... Bye

*Runs away*

OK I JUST REMEMBERED ONE MORE AI THAT LITERALLY NO ONE SPEAKS ABOUT OUTSIDE THE FANDOM

So I'll take this responsibility on myself

Have you ever heard of... "Be More Chill"

It's musical. There's evil AI, too. He's named SQUIP and it rhymes with "squid", which gives him bonus points, in my opinion 💅

AND he goes in pair with a sicky socially awkward dude, too

And they hate each other pretty much, but have to tolerate each others' presence

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

DOESN'T IT FUCKING YOU REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING

I mean. Please hear me out, he deserves attention and I wanna kiss him sloppy style and put him in blender 😭🙏

Now I can't stop thinking about Squip and AM switching their humans for shits and giggles 😔

They both enjoy bullying losers, after all

... And they're both sassy brats. Hmmm. It somehow turns out that AM shares a lot of common traits with other AIs

Where was I this whole time?? I'm sorry, my alien friends told me to keep it a secret, so I can't tell :(

Do you know this feeling when you're like "Oh, yeah, I like this thing, I found so much comfort in it and it helps me carrying on-" and then you suddenly see thousands of comments about how people should "KILL THEMSELVES FOR FINDING COMFORT IN THESE AND THAT" and you just feel so ashamed to the point you gonna lie to yourself you've ever enjoyed or used it at all and you just avoid posting anything about it

What do you think, if I said something like "I bet you run under Windows Vista" to the computer, would that be an insult?...

... And how do I make compliments to them...?