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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

Tell me a soft memory

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

OHHHHH. MY. F U C K I N G. GOD.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Today I discovered Japanese skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto. Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better.

Well those are allllmost done

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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