Drawing BSD Characters Until Asagiri Does Something Good For Once

Why did I spend so much fucking time on this

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

request from irl who said he looks like a Twitter lesbian

"omg alex kralie my bbg!! I love him!!!!" not me. I want that twink obliterated.

important extra notes! thank you to @robitherat and @arcade-conspiracy as well as any others for further context. :)

small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.

for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.

it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.

More doodles!

My tablet was running out of charge. I think it's a good excuse to go to sleep (maybe not)

On a date? Maybe they're working.

Average Tobias experience.

I always wanted to make silly stuff like this-

CREEPYPASTA HCS

BEN

green day fan. huge green day fan, listens to bobby sox religiously.

absolutely an ADHD cretin

frequently goes into the TV just to fuck up whatever game Jeff is trying to play

can faze through walls and doors. he absolutely uses this to fuck with the mansion

*slur*

JEFF

for Jeff, I have 2 VERY different interpretations of him, so I'll split his section into 2!

JEFF PT. 1

baseball enjoyer

sir mix-a-lot. I'm not saying any more on that

actual fucking chaos

rage gamer

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF"

actually surprisingly into old games like doom

cocky to high hell

musical fan but you'd NEVER catch him admitting it

burns water

JEFF PT. 2

internet nerd

the most closeted man you'll ever meet

probably a weezer fan

will argue to death over incorrect interpretations of media he likes

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF" also!

hasn't seen the light of day in far too long

minecraft veteran

TOBY

eats insanely fucking fast to prevent the food from slipping

game modder

SO particular about his food. won't even look at it if it's not right (me coded)

draws incessantly on himself

freaks his fucking SHIT over orange juice

he's the one that comes home with a bucket full of rocks after going to the beach

probably eats them?????

collects things and gives them to you like a cat dropping off a dead mouse

pancake enjoyer

spams the ever loving shit out of everyone with reels

dare i say pyromaniac

JACK

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

is REALLY fucking particular about the materials of his hoodie

clean freak

cooks like a gourmet chef surprisingly

but would you eat it?

he never actually killed the cult and is still being gangstalked by them

has had it up to here

spiritually an old man trapped in a 19 year old eldritch horror's body

pet seedeater!! I love this one

beetlejuice type shit?

NINA

SO SCENE

pansexual

manic probably

dyes her hair daily. the shower and pillow is HOT PINK

cooking nightmare

writes threatening letters in hot pink glitter pen

GIRLBOSSER

adds her own patches to her clothes

electric guitar ?!?!

has a million of those little fucking gremlin plushies. literally an army

frequently holds jack hostage to have a "girls night" and paints his nails

(against his will)

to be added to! feel free to add suggestions. will be updating this over time.

@m4chus any kind words

guys guys this might sound crazy but maybe we don't name our Chuuya Nakahara lovechild ocs after the real life Chuuya Nakahara's son who died of tuberculosis at 20 months old. maybe we consider being respectful to a man who never fully recovered from his son's death and had a nervous breakdown because of it. I know the whole point of BSD is mixing real life authors and stories into an anime but i don't want to see the name of a dead toddler reused for your Soukoku lovechild OCS on my feed, or anywhere at all. that's extremely disrespectful and just plain insensitive in my opinion. the sufferings of someone who actually lived in real life did not happen in any way for you to used to make your OCS quirky or more connected to Chuuya Nakahara. <3

ummm tumblr can have this too

We need to bring back horror web series where the protagonist is just a pathetic man experiencing The Horrors™