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I'm gonna randomly tell Guido that Steve wants to gets Mesa pregnant (pls don't ask me why, I'm bored)

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Gorgeous gorgeous Jewish students say free Palestine

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Ehem-

*pulls out da cupcake launcher*

YOU GET MORE CUPCAKES BECAUSE I BELIEVE YOU FAMILYS ARE TOTAL ASSHOLES (no offense to anyone whatsoever <])

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[✖TOMMIE✖.exe has stopped working]

they’re both so extremely touch starved my poor cardboard box kittens

I shall shrink Mesa's final form

So if my Checkpoint AU, Mesa is not referred to/known as "Mesa", he's referred to/known as "The Ancient". Odd villain name [I know] but hey, who cares? Nobody knows how he looks like

Only Steve and the Cosmic Princess know his real name and appearance.

But why only Steve and the Cosmic Princess? Why not Austin or Billy? Maybe Chris?!

Well… if Austin where to find out, they would have told everyone

AUSTIN: HEY EVERYONE! The Ancient's name is Me…

STEVE: MADE UP! Thanks Austin for telling us this information!

AUSTIN: But I wasn't gonna say that…

STEVE: Yes you were, now please leave and go play with Jellybean.

AUSTIN: Okay!

If Billy where to find out, he would threaten him, e.g:

BILLY: If you don't do [insert whatever], I'll tell the whole world your identity!

MESA: Why the hell is an 10 year old doing in DMs? Aren't you too young for Instagram?!

BILLY: Uhh…

If Chris where to find out… well, it would be bad is just that due to Mesa's physical appearance [My AU! Remember!]… He'll try and be "Mr. Smarty Pants" and explain why he looks like that.

CHRIS: The reason why his/her/whatever they are has black and white hair is because of Poliosis! The lack of pigment in his/hers/theirs hair turned it white, 50/50 of his hair lacks colour, that's why it's white! It's completely harmless though…

STEVE: (interrupting Chris) Chris… my wonderful boyfriend… can you shut up please🥺. My boyfriend is very self-aware about his condition and if he where to hear you comment about his hair, he'll dye it all black and I don't want that. Please stop your yapping session ^w^.

CHRIS: Well okay and… what do you mean "boyfriend"?!

STEVE: I'll discuss it later…

So you can imagine…

Bruv, I don't care if it's old since the beginning of the Big Bang or newer than a new pair of books, I want to draw irl you interacting with irl me cause I'm bored as fuck.

EXCUSE ME BUT

WHAT.

HUH????

WHAT ARE YALL DOIN???

I don't know if I should choose the pale colour palette or the bright colour palette

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…