I CHANGED MESA'S DESIGN!!

British boy enjoying British tea

[I did this in a hurry, so it looks like shit]

Steve: This shit busin' busin' fr. No cap 🧢

Chris: Don't say that… that's cringe.

Steve: Okay boomer😒.

Gorgeous gorgeous Jewish students say free Palestine

reasons to care about trans men & mascs

we're people

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

People are like: "Oh no! Nightcore has been reduced into sped up!" or "Oh no! Daycore has been reduced to slowed down!"

My question is why the fuck does Nightcore mean sped up and Daycore means slowed down?

I thought: Nightcore = Slow and ominous music plays in the night. Daycore = Fast and cheerful music plays during the day. Not the other way around.

This is bullshit >:(

Xander has now become their spirit animal

You'd be surprised seeing the Beast form for Mesa.

Based on last year information, Mesa's Beast form would multiply his physical abilities.

His stamina, speed, strength, sight and height would be multiplied by 2×

So from what I think, he'd be 18ft!

What was last year me thinking?!

And "apparently", his final form would be 55ft! That's taller than the Ender Dragon (22ft)

So if my Checkpoint AU, Mesa is not referred to/known as "Mesa", he's referred to/known as "The Ancient". Odd villain name [I know] but hey, who cares? Nobody knows how he looks like

Only Steve and the Cosmic Princess know his real name and appearance.

But why only Steve and the Cosmic Princess? Why not Austin or Billy? Maybe Chris?!

Well… if Austin where to find out, they would have told everyone

AUSTIN: HEY EVERYONE! The Ancient's name is Me…

STEVE: MADE UP! Thanks Austin for telling us this information!

AUSTIN: But I wasn't gonna say that…

STEVE: Yes you were, now please leave and go play with Jellybean.

AUSTIN: Okay!

If Billy where to find out, he would threaten him, e.g:

BILLY: If you don't do [insert whatever], I'll tell the whole world your identity!

MESA: Why the hell is an 10 year old doing in DMs? Aren't you too young for Instagram?!

BILLY: Uhh…

If Chris where to find out… well, it would be bad is just that due to Mesa's physical appearance [My AU! Remember!]… He'll try and be "Mr. Smarty Pants" and explain why he looks like that.

CHRIS: The reason why his/her/whatever they are has black and white hair is because of Poliosis! The lack of pigment in his/hers/theirs hair turned it white, 50/50 of his hair lacks colour, that's why it's white! It's completely harmless though…

STEVE: (interrupting Chris) Chris… my wonderful boyfriend… can you shut up please🥺. My boyfriend is very self-aware about his condition and if he where to hear you comment about his hair, he'll dye it all black and I don't want that. Please stop your yapping session ^w^.

CHRIS: Well okay and… what do you mean "boyfriend"?!

STEVE: I'll discuss it later…

So you can imagine…

Just found out that most of my family members are homophobic and transphobic…

I'm screwed🙂

If they find out I'm a homosexual, they'll disown me

Erm… No it isn't 🤓

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@kudocat I know this is you...

VENT

[WARNING: Mentions of s*icide]

If someone were to as me "How are you?", you'll expect to say "I'm fine!" but I'm not.

My puppy Maximus[who was a month old] got poisoned and passed away and my dog Bruno got kidnapped by S[I'll not refer to his name, he'll be called "S"]. I swear, if something happens to Ricky[my other dog], I'll fuckin' kill myself. I already hate 2024 :)

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