By Holansheila.

(Source: reddit)

Quite strange to translate it into English

"Xuande took a glance at the man, who stood at a height of nine chi, and had a two chi long beard; his face was of the colour of a zao, with red lips; his eyes were like that of a phoenix’s, and his eyebrows resembled silkworms. He had a dignified aura and looked quite majestic."

lol

I bet Sherlock expected wished for John to react more like Lestrade.

Bless Mads

Q: What’s the strangest thing people usually ask you?

Mads: Journalists from women’s magazines tend to ask me about the strangest place I’ve had sex. I can’t just say that. If people know where I did ​​it, it would come back as soon as they saw me on film, the illusion would disappear. I can hardly pretend to be Jesus if people just think that I’m the guy who fucked on a football field.

Q: Why a football field?

Mads: Just something I thought of right now.

Do you remember when Hannibal went over to Will to bring him breakfast. First of all that scene was fantastic for me, but also toward the end of that scene after that strange conversation of “You are the mongoose I want under the house as the snake slithers by.” and Will gave him that awkward...

Black widow, oh, you sit and wait Till I climb into the web you made

"Xuande took a glance at the man, who stood at a height of nine chi, and had a two chi long beard; his face was of the colour of a zao, with red lips; his eyes were like that of a phoenix’s, and his eyebrows resembled silkworms. He had a dignified aura and looked quite majestic."