"pasta Only Fills You Up With Empty Calories" Have You Considered That It Also Fills Me With Love

You can only reblog this today.

I changed my wattpad username at like, 2 am today 😭😭😭

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I was gonna ask how you found my account but then I remembered it's the same as wattpad 😭

I'm so smart >:)

"He is very much my husband!" (He's fictional and I read ten fanfics about him in one night.)

Shrimp posture

Am I the only one who hates Snape so fucking much- like I came across a Snape fan account accidentally the other day and my blood started boiling and I got so angry just by seeing his picture. Like wtaf is up with that? 🤠

Like i swear you will be happier with the show if you just rewrite it instead of arguing with people about it. be a happy hater it will change ur life (coming from someone who did the same thing. and i’m not even a writer like that. u seem like your good at writing judging by ur posts dude

Thanks for the comments about my writing, I really do appreciate. I love writing and stories and such, and really do wish I could make the next Hazbin Hotel, but I'm a minor rn so tumblr posts is the best it's gonna get right now

But I really am pretty happy (as happy as you can get with severe depression lol). I guess something about my tone makes people think I'm frothing at the mouth, screaming at my screen, and punching the air whenever people "argue with me." (I'm not trying to say you specifically, but a lot of people tend to think I'm angrier or meaner than I'm trying to be.) I swear guys, it's the autism, I actually have a lot of fun debating.

I do like Hazbin Hotel. a lot. I might even say I'm a fan, despite all its issues. A lot of these "arguments" are just debates, my largest one being with someone who's now a mutual. I think the problem is that a lot of critics can't say their opinion without being called whiny or nitpicky, and I think that's something all fandom can work on. What I'm trying to say is: I'm very happy with my place in the fandom. I enjoy the show, and enjoy analyzing it. Criticism ≠ hate :)

Tumblr won't let me share the screenshot :( but it said

"The Hot One

You're that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandom's thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose their shit. Congrats, dude."

I tried to be as accurate as possible (I don't have as many piercings IRL)

TAGS: I literally do not have a single friend-

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

shout-out to powerline, the most unproblematic celebrity of all time