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me: so what's romantic attraction even like

alloromantic: well you see the person you like and you get butterflies in your stomach--

me: free them

alloromantic: what?

me: FREE THEM.

alloromantic: free WHAT?

me: (pounds my fists on the table) FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE-

The #GirlLove Challenge

xylemx submitted: 

I found the lipstick that’s right for me

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

Don’t you dare say that my sexuality doesn’t exist. It took me a long ass time to find it and to finally understand it. So don’t you dare come here and try to make me smaller by telling me that my sexuality is bullshit. 

The same with my gender.

“ah, if people can’t accept who you are, they must change. not you.”

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

The only thing straight about me is my hair.

The only straight thing about me are my teeth