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zen: why do you always talk like you’re giving a presentation to a bunch of kindergarteners

jumin: i think it’s important to adjust your means of communication to the audience present

707: V, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like you’re gonna need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

V, coughing: B Positive.

707, crying: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood, V!

Day 1797: Hatsune Miku

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Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

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Mori: If you’re going to be a leader, you have to get your head on straight.

Chuuya: ...but I’m gay.

Mori:

Mori: Sh*t, me too.

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

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saeran, to v: live every day as if it were your last, ’cause i’m gonna kill you but i’m not super good with schedules.