You May Be Single-handedly Responsible For Making Me At Least 25% More Neurodivergent Than I Already

Designed this lass as a commission for Sarah on twitter. Was pretty jazzed with how the design came out so I drew it twice :>

do you have any idea how hard you have to bite someone to draw blood? its not easy

it’s that time of year again

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

Goober

Tangy gamer girl 🍊

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

this shit fucked me up

Yaoi cocaine saga